sorry kid, Disneyland burned down.

No One Makes It To Burning Man

"No one had their shit together enough to even make it," organizers said Tuesday. "You can't start panhandling quarters for gas the week before the festival and expect to make it here in time, man."
Above: Boulder resident Paul Sandley, who was halfway to Burning Man when his truck "totally konked."

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I am the god of Hail Fire!

Golfball sized hail. Airplane. FIGHT!