Surely you've all seen the Onion article from the most excellent Our Dumb Century. Well, here's a Flash version of that historic event.
In other news, Russians Plan Nuclear Fucking Reactor on Fucking Mars. "The power plant should be up and running by 2030."
Current Music: Luscious Jackson -- Satellite ♬
|rzr_grl:||Does so-and-so have a contingency plan if the thing isn't done by the deadline?|
|jwz:||I think the contingency plan is to get the thing done by the deadline.|
|rzr_grl:||I think you misunderstand the word "contingency".|
|jwz:||Yeah, well, I've misunderstood it before...|
Current Music: Barry Andrews -- Licking Honey from a Razor ♬