I, for one, welcome our grinning evil robot masters (2)

I love this illustration:

Article about the robot-face-guy:

The Man Who Mistook His Girlfriend for a Robot:

There he quickly scanned the room and spotted Kristen Nelson chatting with a guy at the bar. Hanson walked past once or twice, and they smiled at each other. Finally he walked up and said hello. "Can I measure your skull?" he asked. [...] She remembers it slightly differently: "He asked, 'Can I make you into a robot?'"


chainsaws! like zoinks!

So they're re-making The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I'm sad to report that it is not the re-make I've been waiting for: the one starring Scooby Doo. Seriously, think about it: Massacre has the canonical Scooby Doo plot:

  • stoned hippies crossing the country, check;
  • Mystery Machine, check;
  • bickering, check;
  • spooky house, check;
  • "let's split up", check;
  • masked villain, check;
  • and, uh, probably more.

"You got that last slaughter on tape, you play it on the radio!"
"Ruh roh!"

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