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"Your Speedpass-enabled Timex Watch is the fastest and easiest way to submit to 24/7 tracking of all your travels. No reaching for your papers, or fumbling with change. The new watch looks and functions just like a regular watch. However, inside the watchband is a miniature Speedpass radio frequency transponder that allows customers to instantly be monitored when they pass within range of any freeway in California!"