An X-ray showing a fork lodged sideways in the stomach of a 32-year-old woman who accidently swallowed it while using it to scoop a cockroach out of her throat is seen at the Poria hospital in the northern Israeli town of Tiberias Thursday July 10, 2003. The fork was removed with laparoscopic surgery, a minimally invasive procedure performed through a tiny incision in a patient's abdomen. (AP Photo/ Effi Sharir)
never, ever do this.
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she swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
but i don't know why
she swallowed that fly...
I'm sure there's a joke to be made here somewhere, and as soon as I'm finished shaking off the imagery of those few sentences above I may regain the presence of mind to make it.
Or not.
But the question on everyone's mind is...
DID SHE GET THE COCKROACH OUT???
Man, accidentally swallowing a roach AND a fork... as if one or the other wasn't bad enough. I feel terrible for her.
Nah. It's the black thing near the end of the fork :)
Terribly dangerous stunt to pull. She should just have accepted swallowing the roach, perhaps eaten a bit of bread and drunk a little water to make it go down more easily. Stomach acid is more than sufficient for annhialating a mere bit of walking protein.
Yes, but you don't always think so logically when there's a cockroach in your throat.
remember kids:
when there's a cockroach crawling down your throat, use a spoon.
i almost swallowed a toothbrush once...
Or this?Nice userpic! Hands are so fragile.
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