/DEV/NULL TELLS NO TALES!
*calls the BSA*
And how would you like your swashed buckled today, sir ?
Sixteen men on a dead man's hard drive...
And a bottle of redbull!
Don't forget your pirate's keyboard, to streamline all your pirate data-entry needs.
Wow, perfect for one-hook typing.
I can't think about the term 'butt pirate' the same way anymore, between Depp's really, insanely gay performance (come on, he had to be rummed up to even consider hitting it with a woman) and 'Bringing women on board is bad luck!'. The only pirates who showed some kind of interest in women were the dead pirates, and even THEY wound up crossdressing.
I left feeling like I had to reassert my heterosexuality somehow.
Apparently, women and priests were both considered bad luck by sailors back in the day. There is some excellent historical fiction by Patrick O'Brian on the Royal Navy during the Napoleonic period. The first in the series is 'Master and Commander'. The fights, with the 24 pound round shot, grape and bar shot, were amazingly brutal.
Homosexuality was as common then as it is today, except it was punishable by death (as were practically every other offense, no matter how minor).
I don't think that Jack Sparrow said, "Brining women on board is bad luck!" I think someone else said that and he responded with, "It would be worse not to." But I may be wrong. I was expecting him to kiss Orlando halfway through the movie, but sadly he didn't. I've come to the conclusion that he'd do anything really. Afterall, the guy's been away for a few years. ;)
WE RAPE AND WILL PILLAGEAND something and LOOT
That was a great fucking movieJohnny Depp's facial expressions really made the whole movie. he was hilarious ..and HOT!*sigh*
yo ho hoa pirates life for me!
Its too bad I couldn't go to the blue bayou afterwards for dinner.
It'll drive you nuts.
Oh man, I laughed so hard the wheel fell out of my pants.