ARRRR

YO HO
YO HO
A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME
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15 Responses:

  1. substitute says:

    /DEV/NULL TELLS NO TALES!

  2. giles says:

    *calls the BSA*

  3. rpkrajewski says:

    And how would you like your swashed buckled today, sir ?

  4. chaobell says:

    Sixteen men on a dead man's hard drive...

    ...d'arr.

  5. damned_colonial says:

    ARRRRRR!

    and also

    DEMON MONKEYS!

  6. hwsnbn says:

    Don't forget your pirate's keyboard, to streamline all your pirate data-entry needs.

  7. zhixel says:

    I can't think about the term 'butt pirate' the same way anymore, between Depp's really, insanely gay performance (come on, he had to be rummed up to even consider hitting it with a woman) and 'Bringing women on board is bad luck!'. The only pirates who showed some kind of interest in women were the dead pirates, and even THEY wound up crossdressing.

    I left feeling like I had to reassert my heterosexuality somehow.

    • forthdude says:

      Apparently, women and priests were both considered bad luck by sailors back in the day. There is some excellent historical fiction by Patrick O'Brian on the Royal Navy during the Napoleonic period. The first in the series is 'Master and Commander'. The fights, with the 24 pound round shot, grape and bar shot, were amazingly brutal.

      Homosexuality was as common then as it is today, except it was punishable by death (as were practically every other offense, no matter how minor).

    • doll_mouth says:

      I don't think that Jack Sparrow said, "Brining women on board is bad luck!" I think someone else said that and he responded with, "It would be worse not to." But I may be wrong. I was expecting him to kiss Orlando halfway through the movie, but sadly he didn't. I've come to the conclusion that he'd do anything really. Afterall, the guy's been away for a few years. ;)

  8. marm0t says:

    WE RAPE AND WILL PILLAGE
    AND something and LOOT

  9. violentbloom says:

    That was a great fucking movie
    Johnny Depp's facial expressions really made the whole movie. he was hilarious ..and HOT!
    *sigh*

    yo ho ho
    a pirates life for me!

    Its too bad I couldn't go to the blue bayou afterwards for dinner.

  10. sneakums says:

    It'll drive you nuts.