This is because you -- yes, you -- are a terrible person.
So here, I hope this is what you were looking for:
Or maybe this:
If that was not what you seek then what you seek is not here.
nipple raider
There used to be a marginally-amusing post here about something stupid that an actress said about a movie that you've already forgotten. However, this innocuous post led to 9+ years of the top search term bringing people to this web site being "Angelina Jolie boobs".
this concludes our test of the anonymous poster system
I think in the last two weeks or so, I've unscreened about 1/3 of the anonymous posts here; the rest were mostly worthless, though a few were merely boring. But today I got spammed by some all-caps dipshit saying "CHECK OUT MY CRAPPY HOUSE MUSIC PORTAL" or something (forgive me for not taking the time to investigate it thoroughly, but it did not appear to be a joke.) So, goodbye Anonymous Masses. It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.
So if you want to post here, go get yourself an LJ invite code. I have a bunch, but if you want one of mine and I don't know you, I'll first be needing you to send me 100 words explaining how you are funny and clever and not at all a dumbass.
Tags: fanboys, firstperson, security
Current Music: Johnette Napolitano & Holly Vincent -- Dinosaur ♬
