The Mystery of Britney's Inflatable, Throbbing Breasts

Wax Model of Spears in UK to Get Inflatable Breasts

LONDON (Reuters) - U.S. pop star Britney Spears is to get a pair of inflatable, throbbing breasts that will pulsate in time to her dancing -- at least her waxwork model will at Madame Tussauds museum in London.

"There are plans to make a new figure of Britney Spears," a spokeswoman said Friday. "She'll be very sexy and she'll have heaving bosoms. But this is only in the very early stages of planning." She said the model would be based on one of Britney's videos, in which she dances breathlessly around a pole, and would be accompanied by professionals who would teach museum visitors the tricks of the trade.

The initiative is the latest by the museum to make its models not just visual but tactile. "Brad Pitt has got a squeezable (latex) bum, but Britney would be the first with heaving bosoms," added the spokeswoman.

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3 Responses:

  1. atakra says:

    I think that the next wax model slated for "improvement" should be John Holmes.

  2. en_ki says:

    I smell synergy! When will there be a museum with posable fucktoys of famous people? You'd have to hose them down with disinfectant between customers, of course, but who ever minded a little Clorox in the urethra?