Shock Controller

This is so much less cool than the Rez Trance Vibrator.

Shock Controller Instructions:

It all begins with a fist hitting your player in "Mortal Kombat." The Xbox sends your controller a signal telling it to activate the spinning motor inside the controller that provides force feedback. A +5v charge is sent to the motor. You've replaced the motor with your relay [...] The shock is sent from the shocker to the controller and zaps the user [with 20,000-volt pulses at 0.2 joules per pulse.]

Make sure to keep the shocker in one hand! You never want to split the ground/voltage between two hands. If you do, the voltage runs through your heart, which is bad.

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4 Responses:

  1. roho says:

    Didn't I see this in a James Bond movie?

  2. novalis says:

    Mercerism, here we come!

    A rock whizzed at him; he ducked and the rock struck him on the ear. At once he let go of the handles and again he stood in his own living-room, beside his wife and the empathy box. His head ached wildly from the blow; reaching, he found fresh blood collecting, spilling in huge bright drops down the side of his face.
    ... -Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep

  3. hrmmmmm, sex or violence???
    I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!!!!!