Crawl the Colossal Colon
Tags: parts, sf
Current Music: Collide -- Beneath the Skin ♬
12 Responses:
-
Recent Posts
- Home Cooking Is Killing Restaurants
- DNA Lounge: Wherein our oven has a tantrum.
- "...and I'm all out of mistletoe."
- Blade Runner Day
- Softbody Tetris
- Manic Pixie Green Girl
- "Who among us hasn't dismembered someone with a bone saw?"
- DNA Lounge: Wherein Facebook continues the war against its own customers.
- Donkey Kong
- ICE and complicity
- Opt-Out Cap
- Rating Emoji
- jwz mixtape 209
- Road signs
- Today in Hoffman Lenses:
- Today in Youtube's joke of a fair-use appeal process
- Some stupid things about macOS that I learned today
- Forbidden Knowledge: Teaching Crabs How To Read
- Inside the Ferry Building clock tower
- I do not consent to this presidency
Recent Comments
- TJL on "...and I'm all out of mistletoe."
- Kyle Huff on "...and I'm all out of mistletoe."
- Nick Lamb on Blade Runner Day
- dz-015 on Blade Runner Day
- 205guy on Blade Runner Day
- TKorho on Blade Runner Day
- Nick Lamb on Blade Runner Day
- robert_ on Blade Runner Day
- dzm on Blade Runner Day
- M on Blade Runner Day
- ssl-3 on Softbody Tetris
- nooj on Softbody Tetris
- James on Softbody Tetris
- Karellen on Softbody Tetris
- Waider on Softbody Tetris
- Ben Harris on Softbody Tetris
- Waider on Softbody Tetris
- Richard Barrell on Manic Pixie Green Girl
- tygertgr on "Who among us hasn't dismembered someone with a bone saw?"
- multi_io on "Who among us hasn't dismembered someone with a bone saw?"
- Derpatron9000 on "Who among us hasn't dismembered someone with a bone saw?"
- jwz on "Who among us hasn't dismembered someone with a bone saw?"
- NT on "Who among us hasn't dismembered someone with a bone saw?"
- jwz on "Who among us hasn't dismembered someone with a bone saw?"
Archives
- 2019 (353)
- 2018 (525)
- 2017 (583)
- 2016 (518)
- 2015 (633)
- 2014 (709)
- 2013 (728)
- 2012 (870)
- 2011 (767)
- 2010 (725)
- 2009 (590)
- 2008 (519)
- 2007 (374)
- 2006 (505)
- 2005 (578)
- 2004 (524)
- February 2004 (35)
- January 2004 (47)
- December 2003 (33)
- November 2003 (40)
- October 2003 (36)
- September 2003 (48)
- August 2003 (52)
- July 2003 (61)
- June 2003 (57)
- May 2003 (44)
- April 2003 (53)
- March 2003 (68)
- February 2003 (56)
- January 2003 (86)
- December 2002 (111)
- November 2002 (74)
- October 2002 (65)
- 2002 (496)
dude: saturday, 12-2, cacophony and other fags have proclaimed a visit to the colon deemed necessary, DRESSED IN GERBIL COSTUMES.
all we need is a few homeless people to hang out inside to get that puppy smelling just right.
Tracking the large bowel movements, are you?
I've heard so much about this damn thing that I feel like I *have* to go check it out now. What gets me is that its only like 4 feet high - big for a colon, but you still have to crawl through it! You'd think that if they went to all this trouble they'd at least make it so you could walk through it comfortably upright.
Turds don't get to walk through comfortably upright, so neither do you!
AUUGH!
jwz: MUST YOU *INSIST* ON MAKING BABY JESUS CRY?!?!?!??!!
What does baby Jesus have to do with sphincters? Besides the baby Jesus buttplug (sorry cannot provide link, I'm at work).
I guess I should plan on bringing a skateboard and skooting through using my hands. I'm *not* walking through all hunched over.
WTF--i thought when they said "colossal", they actually meant COLOSSAL!
that's so DUMB!
i want to run screaming down the hallways of the lower intestine!
i want my money back!
add colon-tunnel to xscreensaver.
I crawled through in DC. we wore headlights and "booties".
not to be punny...
Ah, so that's that Colossal Cave that they keep mentioning in computer history books..