Crawl the Colossal Colon
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dude: saturday, 12-2, cacophony and other fags have proclaimed a visit to the colon deemed necessary, DRESSED IN GERBIL COSTUMES.
all we need is a few homeless people to hang out inside to get that puppy smelling just right.
Tracking the large bowel movements, are you?
I've heard so much about this damn thing that I feel like I *have* to go check it out now. What gets me is that its only like 4 feet high - big for a colon, but you still have to crawl through it! You'd think that if they went to all this trouble they'd at least make it so you could walk through it comfortably upright.
Turds don't get to walk through comfortably upright, so neither do you!
AUUGH!
jwz: MUST YOU *INSIST* ON MAKING BABY JESUS CRY?!?!?!??!!
What does baby Jesus have to do with sphincters? Besides the baby Jesus buttplug (sorry cannot provide link, I'm at work).
I guess I should plan on bringing a skateboard and skooting through using my hands. I'm *not* walking through all hunched over.
WTF--i thought when they said "colossal", they actually meant COLOSSAL!
that's so DUMB!
i want to run screaming down the hallways of the lower intestine!
i want my money back!
add colon-tunnel to xscreensaver.
I crawled through in DC. we wore headlights and "booties".
not to be punny...
Ah, so that's that Colossal Cave that they keep mentioning in computer history books..