Rumsfeld Unleashes Death Ray
PHILIPPINES: US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld prepares to tear away the rubber mask hiding his true face, a glowing red skull, moments before incinerating a crowd of onlookers with his heat vision.
Rumsfeld Flipper Legacy
INNSMOUTH, MASS.: US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld reveals the first stages of his tranformation into a Deep One, the hybrid fishmen now scheduled to take control of the Federal Government no later than Q4 2003.
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Man... I read this about 7 minutes ago and I'm still laughing at the captions!
I can just see the purple lightning coming out of his fingertips now. I wonder who didn't turn to the Dark Side..?
Well done, that friend :-)
Does he do that gesture a lot? There may be enough archival footage to re-enact the entire throne room scene, if we're lucky...
The Red Skull! Someone call Captain America!
Did you just compare Donald Rumsfeld to... TROG-DOOOOOOOOOOOR?
(Sorry, I can't say that name without ass-rock-metal screaming it). Man, oh man, I wonder what Strong Bad would have to say about TROG-DOOOOOOR's suitability for political office. Maybe Strongbadia will have a secretary of defense now.
Speaking of Strong Bad, won't someone please make an RSS feed for his emails?