"Billions of people a year catch the cold. Now you can get one too -- without getting sick! Learn all about the Common Cold with this cuddly companion. The Common Cold Plush Doll: $5.95"

(They also have The Flu (Orthomyoxvirus), Stomach Ache (Shigella), and Sore Throat (Streptococcus), but The Common Cold is the cutest.)