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"Nobody does the monkey like me."
"Look at the funny looking humans."
"Ya got a good fastpoo, kid, and your slider's okay too, but what I really want to see is that knucklepoo everyone's been talking about."
Smiles everyone, smiles. I am Monkey Roark, and this is my assistant Monkey Tattoo. Welcome to Monkey Fantasy Island!
"....and your little dog, too! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
"Betcha can't fling your scat that far!
I'm pretty sure that the mother monkey's face looks exactly like the Iron Maiden Mascot in a poster I've seen somewhere, but I can't find an image.
This is the closest match I could find:
That is exactly what I thought when I saw it.
He's my dinner, back the fuck off.
Actually, I was thinking more like:
"*gasp* Devon, my darling! No no, it's not what you think!"
caption on picture of me looking at that picture
"Aw shit, Bitch done tole me she was on the pill"
and the picture to go along with the above caption I mentioned.
The nature of Monkey was ... irrepressible!!!
"I love my retarded son."
If your kid had teeth like this, you'd switch to a bottle, too!
hello! i'm Willem Dafoe. please save the monkey face children.
Ron Howard (right) and his brother Clint (left).
Man, 12 comments and no one's worked in monkey butter.
hello, I'm dick cheney's mother. This is his brother, steveo. say hi steveo.
Madonna and child.
holy shit- yours made me laugh the hardest! :P
probably because in advanced hummanites class last month, i was bombarded with those "madonna and child" images. they were evrywhere. and they all had the same damn title.
put $1,000,000 in a plain briefcase and deliver it to the drop point or my demon-monkey will make sure you never see your pet ewok in one piece again.
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL
Come get some. :)
Luke... I AM your Mother!
"I'm eating monkey tonight!"
Wasn't that thing in a horror movie where they crept into people's houses through ductwork and plumbing and devoured their flesh? If not, it should be.
Um. The only captions that come to my mind are all very difficult to spell, as they consist of whatever disturbing screech that defensive monkey momma is making.
was poking around on cruel.com and found that today, you are a celebrity:
http://www.cruel.com/discuss/viewTopic.php/23994
Aw, there too, huh?
Okay, thanks for bringing it to my attention.
...Lizard with a mullet. XD
Bow down before your master!
Ventrilo-Ape and JoJo the Sock Monkey.
Egan >:>
Hairy Sasquatch caught in child molestation scandal.
OR
REUTERS
February 5th, 2023
NEVERLAND Michael Jackson admitted having shared an "intimate relationship" with Bobo, his pet chimp and longtime domestic partner yesterday. Mr. Jackson also revealed the existence of the couple's "lovechild", removing his 7th child's trademark veil
to reveal a face rewminiscent of a howler monkey. "He looks so much like his father it's almost scary." said an family spokesman.
Kuato: What do you want, Mr. Quaid?
Douglas Quaid: The same as you, to remember.
Kuato: But why?
Douglas Quaid: To be myself again.
Kuato: You are what you do. A man is defined by his actions, not his memory.
when fully erect, the genitals of a male yellow-haired ape resemble a lost child.
Winner.
Second attempt at a caption:
"A newly-born Guizhou golden monkey plays with her mother in the Beijing Wildlife Garden, Friday, May 16, 2003. It is the first case of successfully propagating Guizhou golden monkeys under artificial feeding outside its provenance. Guizhou golden monkeys, with an amount of merely 100, inhabit broad-leaf forests with an elevation of 1,700 meters at Fanjing Mountains in southwest China's Guizhou Province. (AP Photo/Xinhua, Liu Yu)"
Hm. Not as good as my first try, but oh, well.
"Ladies and Gentlemen ... SFMOMA is proud to present artist Jeff Koons' 2003 updating of his '">Michael Jackson and Bubbles' sculpture."
"AARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! Junior, daddy needs you to let go! That's not a banana!!"
Sally shows off her new Supa-Realistic-Dentures(tm)
"As you can see, There are absolutely NO baby monkeys here in Bagdad. The info you are being fed is all lies!"
Michael Jackson proudly shows off his newest offspring who was born to one of his special chimpanzee friends . Michael must wear a protective, camoflaging suit so that the mother ape does not rip him limb from limb, as she is still irate over Michael's short-lived marriage to Lisa Marie Presley.
"Find the girl, or I'll let Big Daddy do more than just warm up the chompers."
Baby: "Get your stinking paws off me, you damn, dirty ape...I mean, Mommmmm!"