And what's the next thing I see? porcelain figurines of anime girls pooping. I'm going to inline those right here for you, since if i had to have my brain burned by it, I'm damned well going to share the love with you too. Some things you can't un-see.
Please note the conveniently-placed black censorship bars. Please note that the bits that were too dirty to show are the bits that are not made of poo!
I think I should just go back to bed and try and start the day over later.
you need to watch more japanese porn to understand.
stop being a typical close minded american.
Yeah, Jamie, clearly the problem is that you are TOO CLOSED-MINDED! Watching MORE anime girls pooping will CURE YOU!
ROFLMAO!!!
Thank you for making my afternoon, even if I will be temporarily scathed.
Putting the 'scat' in 'scathed,' eh?
*ducks and runs away*
Also, Canadian laws and regulations intended to protect Canadian citizens and landed immigrants from government intrusion sometimes limit the depth of investigations.
now, you KNOW i'm just looooving this.
The same report took issue with Canada's move to make possession of small amounts of marijuana a ticketing offence rather than a criminal one. "This will not only harm Canadian society, but have consequences for the United States as well," the report said.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
yeah, the country's going straight to hell if THAT happens, i'm sure.
they've been talking about that for years--it's about time.
oh but wait! the states will get MAAAD if we pass that!
*sob*
And what's the next thing I see? porcelain figurines of anime girls pooping. I'm going to inline those right here for you, since if i had to have my brain burned by it, I'm damned well going to share the love with you too. Some things you can't un-see.
HEY!!! it's not MY fault you surf *those* sites!!!!!
oh, and also another good day for canada:
B.C. appeal court overturns supreme court decision banning same sex marriage
VANCOUVER (CP) - Governments should change with the times and recognize gay marriage, the B.C. Appeal Court said Thursday when it joined two other provinces in clearing the way for same sex unions.
The province's highest court overturned a B.C. Supreme Court ruling that said marriage should be restricted to heterosexuals. In its decision the court gave the federal government until July 12, 2004 to change the law preventing gays and lesbians from marrying.
oh, and i am now wasting time surfing japanese schoolgirl porn sites, -THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH-
> i am now wasting time surfing japanese schoolgirl porn sites,
No time spent surfing japanese schoolgirl porn is wasted!
You know, as a card-carrying Canuck, I'm getting pretty worried that there just might be a Canada-US politcal staring contest brewing, mostly because we have this strange notion that we're a sovereign country, albeit one with fewer TV channels.
"Moron" and "wimp" jabs have been passed back and forth from both sides of the fence, and maybe I'm a little naive, but isn't that how most domestic disputes get started? Who's gonna call 911 when one of the defendants *is* the self-appointed 911?
Or maybe I'm just paranoid. As everybody knows no two coutries with MacDonald's have ever gone to war.
Anyhow, it's good to see that the entire US hasn't lost its collective mind. JWZ, RPS et al - if you're ever in the mood for a little civil disobedience (and a road trip), look me up, as a good host, I'll pay any fines incurred under the new law :-)
Oh yeah, as for the poop action figures, I just don't get it. I wonder if the people who enjoy that stuff just see it as an abstract concept of "double-plus-forbidden". I keep my faith in humanity together by thinking that if most afficionados were ever faced with that kind of thing in good ol' living colour reality they would be as repulsed as the rest of us. I'm hoping it's a turn-on only as long as it's part of a fantasy. Oh, please let me be right, just this once.
well, unfortunately i can't be counted as one of those non-insane americans (and i WOULD have vouched for jwz, if not for these frightening action figures), as i am the resident expatriated canadienne (see: floppy-headed icon).
these days, idealization of canada among the resident dissidents runs rampant, and i'm afraid i'm more than a little guilt of fanning those flames. which is dangerous, given that i'm more than a little out-of-touch from what is really going on back home.
where is it you're at?
oh, also:
I keep my faith in humanity together by thinking that if most afficionados were ever faced with that kind of thing in good ol' living colour reality they would be as repulsed as the rest of us. I'm hoping it's a turn-on only as long as it's part of a fantasy. Oh, please let me be right, just this once.
san francisco residents say: NEIN.
this one's for you.
*sniff*
that was beautiful.....almost as good as the poopy girls.
p.s. -- when the little boys grows up a little bit, he will learn that the REAL solution is to walk on over to that nasty canadian's front porch, sit his ass down, and do TWICE as many hard drugs as those godless canucks. that'll show 'em.
Yeah, from Michael Moore on down, the whole Canadianization of the American left is rather amusing.
I once interviewed David Barsamian when he came up to speak at McGill University. He muttered amazement at how much Canadians knew about the USA -- it must be because the USA oppressed Canada so much! The people had to educate themselves to fight back!
(This is vignette #45 of a series of 16,241: "brevity's disappointments with the left")
In reality, our sitting federal government is a benevolent sleepy dictatorship and I suspect all these recent radical initiatives are just the prime minister's way of saying "fuck you" to his likely successor. And to get local for a second, the plutocratic provincial government in British Columbia, led by a recently convicted drunk driver, has achieved the nearly impossible -- gutting every social program that the American lefties would want, AND running the biggest deficit in the province's history. The Canadian media isn't quite as bad as Fox News, yet, but it's being increasingly monopolized by politically-motivated owners, who insist the local outlets run the editorials written at headquarters.
That Dubya ain't got nothing on us.
That said there are lots of bright spots. We have a city council in Vancouver that's committed to a European-style reform of drug policy -- basically, an end to the drug war, at least municipally. A small step but enough to merit threats & visits from the U.S. drug czar.
shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
i've got them convinced that their northernly neighbours get free candy from their benevolent government before and after dinner, and that our self-esteems are so mind-blowingly high because we get told at least 5x/week how pretty we are!! isn't it great?
DON'T SPOIL IT!!!
i am the resident expatriated canadienne (see: floppy-headed icon)
I was wondering about the icon. As a recent inductee into the meaning of floppy-headedness, I wansn't sure how far South Park drawing styles had made it into the collective zeitgeist. Should've known better.
where is it you're at?
The hotbed of fucked-up Canadian politics: Yellowknife.
san francisco residents say: NEIN.
Damndamndamn.
i was already here when that movie came out.
you not BELIEVE the number of my friends who would start singing "blame canada" when i walked into the room.
THE HORROR.
The hotbed of fucked-up Canadian politics: Yellowknife.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Well, something for my anime loving scatalogical friends... if I had any of those... wrongness...
The one on the right has a quite impressive firing ability...
now i wonder if hallmark will start making those as part of their "precious moments" characters.
projectile pooping? must be an art thing.
Art imitates life.
http://www.tubgirl.com
i should have known better. but noooooooo.
i'm going to say it anyway: i hope she got paid a shitload for that shoot.
*groan*
*groooooooooooooan*
For what it's worth, Loyalty Day was invented in the 1930s as counter-programming to International Workers' Day.
Clinton issued Loyalty Day proclamations too.
May 1 as workers day originated in the US in the 1880s. can you taste the irony? does it taste like anime poo?
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Argh, I want to move to Canada, the US is creepy...
as was pointed out above:
http://www.tubgirl.com
dude!
but those pictures were already censored for your protection!
you're one evil bastard, Zawinski, but a damn good one at that :-D
Thanks for the links, man.
I think you need to print those out with a circle-with-line-though-it on top of them and put them in the DNA ladies room - specially on fetish nights.
Oh agreed. On any night.
Although for what it's worth, the DNA does have some of the nicest girl's room's in town.
Although those automatic toilets piss me off.
I have nothing to add.
This is what I get for surfing friendsfriends.
Not only does that not do anything for me... I really can't understand what kind of experience could lead to finding pooping anime stimulating. That's my definition of a paraphilia, not only do I not share the fascination, I fundamentally don't understand it.
Thank you. You have expanded my universe of smut, which is getting harder and harder to do.
seems appropriate
Yeah, I noticed tubgirl mentioned above, but no one's mentioned good ole goatse
Absolutely wonderful and a hell of a lot better than Precious Moments. Then again, they both have those big, vacant eyes... I would very much enjoy putting those around the house or on my desk. Sadly by the time I actually get a real job they'll probably be a big fad and everyone will have them arranged in a diorama with their goatse.cx action figures. To think that I would never know of these things if not for the inter-web. May it never fail to provide me with knowledge of new and interesting perversions!
Curse that Warren Ellis!
i was just searching censorship for class and this picture came up i must say japs are pretty stange. what is so kinky about someone takin a shit? . . .dont they know girls dont shit and if they do it looks like cotton candy and smells liek roses