And it seems like any time I write something technical (as opposed to the usual stream of links to monkey and poop gags) the hate mail starts flowing right away. I don't get it: there seems to be this large set of people whom I pretty much universally piss off, and yet, they seem unable to change the channel. What the hell? I don't even read the blogs of people I think are idiots! (Also, none of them spell my name right when they whine about me, despite this amazing technology we have called cut-and-paste. "It's not that hard: Nayee-Nanajar. Nayeenanajar.")
Dear ______, who is a True Believer in the _______ software and/or technology. Yes, I just called your baby ugly. Yes I did. I'm a bad, bad person who certainly doesn't know what he's talking about. I understand. Thank you, drive through.