aw, shit.

So I start my morning intarweb ritual, and am immediately assaulted by various horrors ("Loyalty Day", "Congress considers withdrawal of U.S. from U.N.", "U.S. says Canada cares too much about liberties", "Bush restricts public disclosure of election-sensitive 9/11 info", "Bin Laden family owns part of Bechtel", etc.)

And what's the next thing I see? porcelain figurines of anime girls pooping. I'm going to inline those right here for you, since if i had to have my brain burned by it, I'm damned well going to share the love with you too. Some things you can't un-see.

Please note the conveniently-placed black censorship bars. Please note that the bits that were too dirty to show are the bits that are not made of poo!

I think I should just go back to bed and try and start the day over later.

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