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Waffa Bin Laden Launches Pop Career

    The Sun reports Osama bin Laden's niece Waffa bin Laden is set to launch a pop career in Britain. She has been working with Madonna producer Nellee Hooper and John Benson, the man who discovered All Saints. "She has a very dusky and sultry voice and has real potential," Benson said. "It's hard for her with her name but I am giving her some songs and I think she could be a success. She is very polite and sweet and has recorded stuff in the States, I think with Wyclef. It's adult pop."
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3 Responses:

  1. What bullshit. You know she just sucks complete ass. Only thing she has is a famous name. Period.

  2. thesliver says:

    Bum you beat me to it.

  3. kuangeleven says:

    She'll probably end up doing vocals on the next album Rhys Fulber puts out.