I for one welcome our smirking, evil robot masters

"The android head has cameras behind its eyes that will follow your movements; sophisticated software drives tiny motors under the polymer skin to mimic your facial expressions. K-bot will smile, sneer, frown and even squint. Its 24 mechanical muscles react in under one second to produce the copycat visage."

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6 Responses:

  1. nerpdawg says:

    I'm an uncultured lout. Where does that quote come from?

    • jwz says:

      Kent Brockman reports on Channel Six:

        We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to -- aah!

        [Camera shows a close-up of an ant floating in front of the three astronauts]

        Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here.

        And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

  2. giles says:

    Get ready for a surprise!


  3. operatic says:

    The one on the left kind of looks like James Spader (which would explain a lot...). ;)