Psychedelic Republicans trading cards

"Hey kids! It's wacky fun time with the new Psychedelic Republican trading cards! Collect and trade all 12! Learn all about your favorite G.O.P. superstars while you watch them defend America live every week on C-SPAN! Made from sturdy, laminated Felix the Cat blotter paper, Psychedelic Republican trading cards come sealed in colorfully radical polyvinyl diplomatic pouches!"