Mister Bling

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5 Responses:

  1. icis_machine says:

    no wonder i always feel ghetto in hayward.

  2. cyantist says:

    There's a store on Geary called "Mr. Bling Bling". each tooth costs 20.00.

    • jwz says:

      I'm not real clear on how this shit works -- do these really just slip over your teeth, or do they have to file your real teeth down to horrific vampire-like nubs first?

      And then after that, you get the booty?

      • cyantist says:

        hrm, i dunno. i'll call mr. bling bling soon to find out! i need to rig up something to record it and i'll ask them if i'll be able to get booty when i'm done ;-)

  3. cryllius says:

    24 karat gold teeth? Why don't they just go back to the wooden ones of the 1700's? Those would be barely harder than the putty they use to take your dental impressions with in the first place!

    Aesthetic may be in the eye of the beholder, but functionality isn't. Unless you just wan to drink your meals...