Part of me knows I should just delete them all unread, but like a car crash, I cannot look away.
I woke up to 95 new messages. I assumed cron or syslog had gone nuts. But no: each one is a personalized, heartfelt flame from some bleating knee-jerk linux apologist. I hate you, Slashdork.
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