Dick Cheney said he is almost certain that terrorists will attack the US again. "It's not a matter of if, but when," he muttered, generously doing his part to instill an ongoing and odious sense of dread and fear in the culture so as to keep the money pumping into the military-industrial complex and keep the war churning so as to create a nice, docile Afghanistan over which we can more easily lay our oil pipelines sans resistance from pesky environmentalists or strong-willed independent governments, as well as to ensure an ongoing and generous supply of Cheney's regular rat-blood transfusions and various injectable chemical compounds which serve to keep his thin twisted little lips from simply turning all the way inward and devouring the last remaining grain of his soul. "Lockstep support of every decision I make regarding the loss of your civil liberties and the ramrodding of a goddamn tank and nuclear warhead into every orifice of your pathetic little life is the only answer to properly defending ourselves in this time of need and patriotic whatever," he might've added. "God bless America."