Smells like -- sniff sniff -- Scientology!
This site will keep you stocked with nightclub flyers for years...
Long before we opened, when we were still designing this place, I made a video tape containing all the cool nightclub clips from movies and music videos that I could find: I wanted this place to look as looming and industrial as clubs in the movies always do, so I put this tape together to show our architect and contractor what I had in mind.
The first two clips on that tape were the video for "The Wild Boys" by Duran Duran, and Thrill Kill Kult's performance in The Crow.
I had completely forgotten about this until halfway through TKK's show last week, when they played "After The Flesh" (also known as "Nervous Xtians.")
So there I am, in the middle of the floor watching the band on stage play this song, and I'm looking around the room and comparing it, in my head, to the clip from the movie: a clip that I've watched literally hundreds of times, often a frame at a time, picking apart every perceptible detail. And I'm thinking, aw, hell yeah. We did alright.
John and Tom re-aligned the dishes, and got really good, consistent signal strength out of them (around -45dB) but we still can't get any decent sustained bandwidth through them: not even enough for a single 128k MP3 stream to survive for more than a minute. Just after rebooting the routers, we get like 2% packet loss, but as soon as we start pushing a lot of bits through them, the loss goes up to around 50%, and if we keep it up, sometimes the routers wedge and need to be power-cycled.
The dishes we're using are Hyperlink 24dBi antennas, being driven by 100mW Linksys WAP11 2.2 boxes. We've determined that our cabling is fine, and that signal strength is good. So that leaves the WAPs themselves. (We tried them in both bridge and access point mode, and AP mode seemed somewhat better, though still sucky.) Our current best theory is that the Linksys boxes we're using are junk: they claim to do 11Mbps, and maybe they do, in a burst. But from all appearances, the best sustained throughput they can handle is on the order of 64k. We might as well be using a modem over a normal phone line to get that!
John's trying to talk someone into giving us some beefier WAPs to use, but the higher grade stuff is way more expensive. It's going to be at least two weeks until our T1 is installed, so that probably means no webcast for the Beyond the Pale festival, which sucks.
We've been making constant jokes about the following for the last two weeks:
|ON THE LANDING PAD. BISHOP LOOKS WISTFULLY AT THE DISH ASSEMBLY.|
|Bishop:||We can't align the dish.|
|Ripley:||Someone's going to have to go out there. Take a portable terminal and patch in manually.|
|Hudson:||Oh yeah, sure, with those things running around? You can count me out.|
|Hicks:||Yeah, I guess we can just count you out of everything.|
|Hudson:||Yeah, that's right, you go man.|
|Bishop:||I'll go. I mean, i'm the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway.|
|Hudson:||Yeah, right man! Bishop should go! Good idea!|
|Bishop:||Believe me, I'd prefer not to: I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.|
|INSIDE THE CONDUIT, LEADING TO THE UPLINK ASSEMBLY.|
|Bishop:||This conduit runs almost to the uplink facility, 180 meters. Say, 40 minutes to crawl down there, an hour to patch and align the antenna, 30 minutes to prep the ship, and about 50 minutes flight time.|
|Ripley:||It's gonna be close. Good luck.|