"Your responsibilities will vary, but might include tasks such as: skipping down a street with hedge clippers in hand, fighting off gorillas, defending yourself against packs of hungry hounds, committing arson, picking the pockets of venture capitalists, and sitting in the corner looking cute.
Qualifications: To be successful, you will need extensive knowledge of manipulative behavior. A background in high-power explosives is a plus. 9 years experience as a delightful daughter is required for this position."
Danger Girl Model
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