How 'Bout Relocating Israel to Mexico?

[...] You think God cares about what chunk of dirt you call home? Sure, the Torah says otherwise, but the Torah also says you should sacrifice your son if a voice in your head gets too loud. Jesus Christ lived and died around one little piece of ground in modern-day Israel, yet the Catholic Church is based in Italy. Come to Baja, Israel!


3 Responses:

  1. ch says:

    funny stuff.

  2. spampy says:

    then the indigenous people of mexico would hate the israelis and spend every waking minute suicide bombing them.

  3. candid says:

    Which is a ripoff of Stephan Kinsella's New Israel: A Win-Win Proposal.