Apparently today is "Bad Facial Tattoo Day." Riding around downtown, I saw no less than four instances of this. All the guys fit the same mold, though they weren't near each other: they had that "when I was 20 I was a gutterpunk, but now I'm almost 40 so I'm just a dirtbag" look about them, and super-classy "someone scribbled all over my face with light blue magic marker" tattoos. Truly fine specimens, I must say.