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Ten Thousand Statistically Grammar-Average Fake Band Names

[...] I made a quick script to part-of-speech tag the original list of 6,500 artist names that we were considering. This left us with a set of common band name grammars (popular ones were NNP NNP and NNP #.) We then fed terms from our already collected music text set ('Klepmit') through the grammars again (at the natural probabilities) to make some believable names.

If you start a band with one of these and get famous, I only ask that you don't use "Caldera Catnip," as it is already taken.

Here's 0.4% of the names on that page:

Deviate Porcelain
Hangar Ascendent
Hotness
Cruises Criers
Dock Suction
Runt
Rhino Mamma
Administrator Strychnine Bellboy
Harrier Penance
Killer Thinkers
Windmill Interrelationships
Darkroom Kink
Forensic Roller
Crewcut Residential
Plains Evaporation
Pumps Moonlight
No Jog Houses
Bright Bagels
Identification Slugs
Nary Brews
Spongy
Reconstruction Dungeon
Every Dormitory Cottonmouth
Institutionalized Styler
Bedside Florin
Directrix Supercomputer
Steamboat Disillusion Rosette Supervision
Utterance
Crematory Booksellers
Northwest Devotion
Mask
Feline Business
Bitch Browns
Transpose Pinnacles
Perimeter Cyclotron
Cheese Council
Chewers Shopping
Rockabye Skyline
Fabulous Dismount
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One Response:

  1. mcgroarty says:

    Not bad!

    Would grab and listen to sample tracks:

    Dock Suction
    Rhino Mamma
    Killer Thinkers
    No Jog Houses
    Bright Bagels
    Bedside Florin
    Fabulous Dismount

    Would buy blindly:

    Administrator Strychnine Bellboy
    Crematory Booksellers
    Feline Business
    Perimeter Cyclotron
    Cheese Council