There is a patent on a method of growing real, live unicorns. The process involves surgical alteration of a one-week old goat, arranging its' horn buds so that they grow together. The patent claims that said unicorn would be ideal for use as a guard animal, as it would have higher general intelligence and physical attributes (as compared to what, exactly, is unclear). The US Patent Office awarded patent US4429685 to Timothy G. Zell in 1984.
make your own unicorn
vebelfetzer wrote:
musique nonstop
The other night exoskeleton and susan and I sat around at their house getting good and liquored up and talking trash while I took them on a musical tour. The highlights of this tour were mostly things I've discovered in the last two or three years, plus a smattering of, "You haven't heard of _____? How is that even possible?" Those would be the older ones. Anyway, I saved a copy of the playlist, and here it is. As your attorney, I recommend you familiarize yourself with these bands. There will be a quiz later. The ordering here started out alphabetical, then drifted as vodka-infused conversational associations dictated.
I'd include MP3s here, except that would be illegal, so for that you're on your own. The online record stores probably have clips of most of them.
Extremely close to none of this music ever gets played at DNA Lounge. (There are a handful of exceptions, but "mostly never.")
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| song | band | album |
|---|---|---|
| Frank Sinatra | Miss Kittin & The Hacker | First Album (2001) |
| Nausea (Restructured) | Adult | Resuscitation (2001) |
| Mouth To Mouth | ||
| Silver Screen Shower Scene | Felix Da Housecat | Kittenz and Thee Glitz (2001) |
| Glass Danse | The Faint | Danse Macabre (2001) |
| Cruisin' For Sentient Beings | Land of the Loops | Bundle of Joy (1996) |
| Big Lover | Pzycho Bitch | Eden (2001) |
| Machine | S.I.N.A. | Snapshot |
| Every Second | ||
| Bohemian Rhapsody | Fuzzbox | Rules and Regulations (1986) |
| Rules and Regulations | Bostin' Steve Austin (1986) | |
| Who Stole the Show | Brassy | Got It Made (2000) |
| Work It Out | ||
| How He Wrote Elastica Man | Elastica | The Menace (2000) |
| CHaRLoTTe | Kittie | Spit (2000) |
| Strange | Les Jumeaux | Cobalt (1997) |
| Highway 90 | Jane Jensen | Comic Book Whore (1996) |
| Luv song | ||
| Suicide Ego | Low Pop Suicide | The Death of Excellence (1994) |
| Black Hole Babies | The Disengagement EP (1992) | |
| Murder Inc. | Murder Inc. | Locate Subvert Terminate: The Complete Murder Inc. (disc 1) (1992) |
| Hips, Tits, Lips, Power | Pigface | Fook (1992) |
| Divebomber | Preaching to the Perverted: The Best of Pigface (disc 1) (2001) | |
| Heavy Scene | Meg Lee Chin | Piece and Love (1999) |
| Nutopia | ||
| Flippin' Tha Bird | Ruby | Salt Peter (1995) |
| Powerclone | Scar Tissue | Separator (1996) |
| Watch T.V. | Rasputina | How We Quit the Forest (1998) |
| Dwarfstar | ||
| The Donner Party | Thanks for the Ether (1996) | |
| Vulcan | Snake River Conspiracy | Sonic Jihad (2000) |
| Somebody Hates You | ||
| You And Your Friend | ||
| Lovesong | ||
| Metal | Nine Inch Nails | Things Falling Apart (2000) |
| Dominion Day | Gary Numan | Exile (1997) |
| The Angel Wars | ||
| Ich Bin Ein Auslander | Pop Will Eat Itself | Dos Dedos Mis Amigos (1994) |
| Ich Bin Ein Auslander (fun-da-mental mix) | ||
| Me No Fear the Reaper | ||
| Shallow Hole | Pain Teens | Stimulation Festival (1992) |
| Nancy Boy | Placebo | Placebo (1996) |
| Bruise Pristine | ||
| Animal | Prick | Prick (1995) |
| She Knows Everything | Medicine | The Buried Life (1993) |
| Sharks | Morphine | Yes (1995) |
| Reptiles and Samurai | Oingo Boingo | Nothing To Fear (1987) |
| Nothing Bad Ever Happens | Good for Your Soul (1987) | |
| Breath Control | Recoil | Liquid (2000) |
| Great Day | Storm Inc. | The Calm Years (2001) |
| Ima Yora | ||
| Crazy Love | Storm and Her Dirty Mouth | Storm and Her Dirty Mouth (1998) |
| Pretty When You Cry | Vast | Visual Audio Sensory Theater (1998) |
| Dirty Hole | ||
| Angel | Oxygiene 23 | Blue (1995) |
