Oh my god, Minority Report is fucking awful. If there was any doubt that everything horrid in AI was Spielberg's fault, and everything good was left over from Kubrick's work, this current waste of celluloid proves it.

Here's how awful it was: "We should have gone to see Scooby Doo instead."

I've been robbed. I want my time back.

Updated: it occurs to me that absolutely everything that was good or interesting about Minority Report (which wasn't much) had already been done far better in Gattaca. You should rent that instead.