HELLO, MY NAME IS ____________ .




Free associate? But my mind is a blank.

Blank.

Blank.

Blank.

Bank.
Change.
Superman.
PacBell.
Trapeze.
Sneeze.
Brachiosaurus.
Iguana.
Wood chips.
Potato chips.
Chip away the parts that
don't look like an elephant.
Pygmalion.
Shade.
Sam Spade.
Maltese.
Millennium.
Solo cups.
Zube Tube.
Tubular.
Moon Unit.
Unit circle.
Flat Earth
Society.
Singing
monks.
Mendel.
Triffids.
Trafalgar.
Crows with
clipped wings.
Jacob's
Ladder.
Ice water.
Needles.
Stitches.
I Have No Mouth
but I Must Scream.
The Zone.
Submitted for your approval.
Oh but this form isn't stamped you see.
Fresnel lenses.
Worms on fire.
Yggdrasil.
Loki.
Locutus.
Mr. Rogers.
Drug dealers.
Cell phones.
Testicular cancer.
Chastity belts.
The Cantebury Tales.
Harlequin romances.
Weird Science.
Oingo Boingo.
Rollercoasters.
Time Cop.
The Punisher.
Dolph Lundgren's butt.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's butt.
Ronald Reagan's cancer of the butt, and nose.
Danny Thomas.
Hollywood Squares.
The Gong Show.
JP Morgan.
PJ Harvey.
Invisible rabbits.
Skinning chickens.
Slaughterhouses.
Slaughterhouse 5.
A Clockwork Orange.
Blobby modern art.
Remote controls.
Rodents.
Marsupials.
Aurstralian fer beer, mite.
I could have had a v8.
Muscle cars.
The Fonz.
The Andy Griffith Show.
The Munsters.
Aabot and Costello
meet The Wolfman.
Ed Wood.
That's Fronkensteen.
Photographic enlargers.
Circular saws.
Lathes.
Of Heaven.
Eraserhead.
Vomit.
Peter Bagge.
Performance art.
What goes clink-clink-
clink-clink ow-wooo?
Barbecue sauce.
Chicken McNuggets.
Chinese food boxes full of
worms and maggots.
Kieffer Sutherland.
Crane shot.
Falling.
Dizziness.
You'll find yourself slipping into
and out of a hallucinatory state.
Sensory deprivation tank.
Cloth cubicle walls.
Veal fattening pens.
Feedbags.
Straitjackets.
Yellow teeth caked with filth.
H. P. Lovecraft.
Cracked plaster.
``Plaster? I don't even know her!''
Improv.
Oprah.
The camera scene in The Wall.
Detention.
A swimming pool with a
layer of grease like bad soup.
The Beverly Hillbillies.
I Dream of Genie.
The Space Program.
The Magic Bullet.
For a Few Dollars More.
Akira Kurisowa.
Akira.
Legend of the Overfiend.
Weird animated japanese sex.
Ken and Barbie.
Dave Barry.
Klaus Barbie.
Klaus Von Bulow.
Dead Ringers.
Car jacks.
Jackalope.
Heliotrope.
Microscope.
Plucking a hair.
Shaving.
Pimples.
Oreo cookies.
Stephen Wright.
Hairless pony.
Unicorn.
Tom Cruise.
bus error:
core dumped.

© 1994 Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>