I hope you know
that this will go down
on your permanent record.
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New material hasn't been showing up here quite as frequently as in the
past, because most of my time, and thus most of my stories, have been
related to the club. I've been
writing all about it, though: you can read my approximately- |
| music 2007 | or, another list of that which failed to suck |
| movies 2007 | or, some stuff I ate popcorn to |
| im | or, a simple admonition |
| magic | or, screen savers: the unacknowledged gateway drug |
| innuendo | or, that's what she said |
| vacuum | or, other junk that nature abhors |
| gideons | or, give us each day our daily ping |
| mms | or, what year is this? |
| brainslug | or, outbreaks of the future |
| music 2006 | or, another list of that which failed to suck |
| shows 2006 | or, some bands I saw |
| books 2006 | or, some stuff I read |
| movies 2006 | or, some stuff I ate popcorn to |
| party | or, sidewalk still life |
| ben | or, with great power |
| copter | or, a continuing series |
| cup | or, more window hijinks |
| colbert butter | or, truthiness! |
| fake | or, "dear industrial music..." |
| wheel | or, tis the season |
| music 2005 | or, another list of that which failed to suck |
| shows 2005 | or, some bands I saw |
| books 2005 | or, some stuff I read |
| movies 2005 | or, some stuff I ate popcorn to |
| baster | or, a miracle of modern technology |
| cd&d | or, high concept |
| powerline | or, zap |
| erections | or, shut up beavis |
| trucks | or, mammon's delight |
| fortune | or, even more loathing |
| mash | or, how retro |
| zen | or, not |
| transubstantiation | or, I can't believe it's not jesus |
| cellidemic | or, occam's razor |
| unintendedalism | or, banned words |
| rated | or, accidental wisdom |
| vats | or, federation bugs |
| metal | or, lock your doors |
| big heads | or, it's coming right for us |
| music 2004 | or, another list of that which failed to suck |
| shows 2004 | or, some bands I saw |
| books 2004 | or, some stuff I read |
| movies 2004 | or, some stuff I ate popcorn to |
| window | or, dark days indeed |
| bait | or, aroo aroo aroo |
| anything | or, you never know, man |
| games | or, I want that hour back |
| floss | or, in your face |
| nipples | or, these are not the nipples you are looking for |
| sierpinski | or, pharaoh will be pleased |
| ^H^H^H | or, the unfrozen caveman hacker show |
| books 2003 | or, some stuff I read |
| music 2003 | or, some more stuff that didn't suck |
| thai | or, at home he's a tourist |
| rock | or, perhaps, party |
| cheeta | or, welcoming our new abstract ape masters |
| midgets | or, yow! are we professional yet? |
| virus | or, you must be this tall to touch the mailer |
| shred | or, is that your friend in the woodchipper? |
| contingency | or, open to interpretation |
| burning man | or, disney in the desert |
| scooby | or, chainsaws! like zoinks! |
| sysadmin | or, where did it all go so terribly wrong |
| cement | or, rockin' it offroad-style |
| astro | or, the shoulder of orion |
| skillz | or, m4d ph33r there0f |
| ghengi | or, earn more sessions by sleeving |
| autocubism | or, eliminating the artist from the creative process |
| soap | or, bring some dirt to put it out! |
| music 2002 | or, some stuff that didn't suck |
| more music | or, some more stuff that didn't suck |
| hax0r | or, is it the future yet? |
| noise | or, modern living |
| whatrock | or, truth through design mistakes |
| hiptop | or, lojack yourself |
| drama | or, why yes, I've got issues |
| psytrance | or, when teletubbies explode |
| tattoo | or, the gift that keeps on giving |
| comedy | or, the hand of fate will not be thwarted |
| daliclock | or, adventures in retrocomputing archaeology |
| amiga | or, further adventures in retrocomputing archaeology |
| wake up | or, further adventures in the parking lot |
| bittybox | or, oh how you've grown |
| megapixels | or, tastes like burning |
| long now | or, links about exponents |
| organisms | or, that's one thing I don't wanna catch |
| infographic | or, just eff why eye |
| pisstest | or, don't pee on drugs, kids |
| script | or, further adventures in the service industry |
| parts | or, on a wing and a turd |
| magnetic | or, gobble sand worm nuts |
| sheep | or, funny little world, isn't it |
| shaft | or, words of advice for young script writers |
| vacuous | or, glutinous with self-approbation |
| music 2001 | or, I found this under a pile of... things |
| singleminded | or, no name no slogan |
| turn | or, creative visualization |
| semantics | or, let's not get bogged down in the details |
| design | or, judging a book by its markup |
| aol/tw | or, not this crap again |
| lard | or, the power thereof |
| unspeakable | or, I could tell you, but then you'd have to kill me |
| door prize | or, trade it for what's in the ashtray |
| spot | or, if you could see what I've seen with your eyes |
| sink | or, are all these your guitars? |
| don corleone | or, eat the rich |
| greed | or, fear and loathing on 101 |
| lowbrow | or, finding the important subtext |
| teletypes | or, new ideas in retrocomputing |
| cell out | or, adventures in the service industry |
| cd rack | or, another plumbing construction project |
| wrists | or, doctor doctor, it hurts when I go like this |
| universal appeal | or, it will change your life |
| sparechange? | or, a litany against panhandling |
| noseman | or, smile! |
| girl scouts | or, mommy, what's that? |
| more toxins | or, 5 minutes to reach minimum safe distance |
| wisdom teeth | or, that sucked and I'm never doing it again |
| webcollage | or, exterminate all rational thought |
| nomo zilla | or, resignation and postmortem |
| nscp/aol | or, resignation, part two |
| monkey butter | or, it kind of makes you think, doesn't it |
| toxic | or, don't drink the water |
| identity | or, I may be slow but I'm in front of you |
| the leaky guest | or, it's not just outside |
| nomenclature | or, truth in advertising |
| random guy | or, ``we are Them'' |
| really bad attitude | or, the death of excellence |
| blow me | or, what happened to about:jwz? |
| parking shot | or, things take a turn for the serious |
| doggie day care | or, these are the end times |
| lots of fire | or, behold the yule tire |
| bookcase | or, the industrial martha stewart |
| mozilla dot party | or, dragged kicking and screaming towards fun |
| license | or, the dilbert-isms just never stop |
| lots more parking | or, the finest in urban drama |
| autobogotification | or, we can flame it for you wholesale |
| butterfly wings | or, upsetting the balance |
| unix personified | or, ``run, coward, run!'' |
| call before you dig | or, let's not offend anyone |
| dadadodo | or, exterminate all rational thought |
| sockets | or, bone saws and dental tug-of-war |
| salvage | or, the law of the briny deep |
| graveyard | or, now I'm feeling zombiefied |
| electricity | or, welcome to my death trap |
| woodland friends | or, meet the rodents |
| happy family | or, some people should not be allowed to breed |
| dentation | or, dreams long in the tooth |
| camouflage | or, my office is cooler than yours |
| my brain | or, tell me about your childhood |
| pull the strings | or, meet the moirae |
| mister rogers | or, damaged for life |
| pheasantly numb | or, your right to arm bears |
| product | or, death sells |
| lots of parking | or, why not right here, nobody can see |
| tonsorial issues | or, you look ridiculous, you freakish punk |
| nitrous | or, recreational dentistry |
| hot hot hot | or, meet the fratboys |
| telephony | or, complex nonsolutions to simple nonproblems |
| eye grow | or, if you could see what I've seen |
| aaaanarchy | or, do what thou wilt |
| nscp dorm | or, a cautionary tale |
| go west | or, welcome to the promised land |
| playing house | or, what is this stuff |
| rush hour | or, a symphony of unexplained delays |
| bug man | or, dreaming of chitinous ornamentation |
| get over it | or, little mister matchmaker |
| shop dream | or, dreaming of knick knacks |
| graveyard 2 | or, going bump in the night |
| toooonight | or, things that don't go well with depeche mode |
| hammer falls | or, the fratboys get a hobby |
| bug jar | or, dreaming of roaches |
| impressions | or, welcome to the snake pit |
| slurp | or, how can you walk? |
| mannequins | or, my apartment is cooler than yours |
| fish heads | or, all of you can go to hell |
| toothbrush | or, you want me to put it where? |
| © 1994-2004 | Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org> |