© 2007 Jamie Zawinski
Hello, this is a public service announcement. I am here to tell
you about backups. It's very simple.
Option 1: Learn not to care about your data. Don't save any
old email, use a film camera, and only listen to physical CDs and not
MP3s. If you have no posessions, you have nothing to lose.
Option 2 goes like this:
- You have a computer. It came with a hard drive in it. Go
buy two more drives of the same size or larger. If the drive in your
computer is SATA2, get SATA2. If it's a 2.5" laptop drive, get
two of those. Brand doesn't matter, but physical measurements and
connectors should match.
- Get external enclosures for both of them. The enclosures
are under $30.
- Put one of these drives in its enclosure on your
desk. Name it something clever like "Backup". If you are using a Mac,
the command you use to back up is this:
sudo rsync -vaxAX --delete --ignore-errors / /Volumes/Backup/
If you're using Linux, it's something a lot like that. If you're
using Windows, go fuck yourself.
- If you have a desktop computer, have this happen every
morning at 5AM by creating a temporary text file containing this line:
0 5 * * * rsync -vaxAX --delete --ignore-errors / /Volumes/Backup/
and then doing sudo crontab -u root that-file
If you have a laptop, do that before you go to bed. Really. Every
night when you plug your laptop in to charge.
- If you're on a Mac, that backup drive will be
bootable. That means that when (WHEN) your internal drive
scorches itself, you can just take your backup drive and put it in
your computer and go. This is nice.
- When (WHEN) your backup drive goes bad, which you will
notice because your last backup failed, replace it immediately. This
is your number one priority. Don't wait until the weekend when you
have time, do it now, before you so much as touch your computer
again. Do it before goddamned breakfast. The universe tends toward
maximum irony. Don't push it.
- That third drive? Do a backup onto it the same way, then
take that to your office and lock it in a desk. Every few months,
bring it home, do a backup, and immediately take it away again. This
is your "my house burned down" backup.
"OMG, three drives is so expensive! That sounds like a
hassle!" Shut up. I know things. You will listen to me. Do it
Mac users: for the backup drive to be bootable, you need to do two
- When you first format the drive, set the
partition type to "GUID", not "Apple Partition Map";
- Before doing your first backup, Get Info on the
drive and un-check "Ignore ownership on this drive" under
"Ownership and permissions."
You can test whether it's bootable by holding down Option while
booting and selecting the external drive.
RAID is a waste of your goddamned time and money. Is your personal
computer a high-availability server with hot-swappable drives? No?
Then you don't need RAID. RAID is not a backup solution.
Even if you use RAID, you still need backups.