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		<title>Phrenology works. I can tell because of the pixels.</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/phrenology-works-i-can-tell-because-of-the-pixels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Pelletier: Lucy Skull: The model of the skull was generated from a friend's dental tomography scan. The form of the object was created by creating an array of copies of the skull, where each successive copy of the skull is scaled, rotated, and moved. The skull starts at life size at the front and ends up rotated 180 degrees and two times larger than life at the back.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<A HREF="http://www.mikepelletier.nl/Lucy-Skull">Mike Pelletier: Lucy Skull</A><P><BLOCKQUOTE STYLE="margin-left:1em;border-left:2px solid;padding-left:1em">The model of the skull was generated from a friend's dental tomography scan. The form of the object was created by creating an array of copies of the skull, where each successive copy of the skull is scaled, rotated, and moved. The skull starts at life size at the front and ends up rotated 180 degrees and two times larger than life at the back.</BLOCKQUOTE><P><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><DIV STYLE="width: 100%; max-width: 1253px; white-space: nowrap; margin: auto;"><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 53.47%; max-width: 672px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.mikepelletier.nl/Lucy-Skull"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/02.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 670px; max-height: 643px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 46.59%; max-width: 672px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.mikepelletier.nl/Lucy-Skull"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/03.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 670px; max-height: 738px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV></DIV><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/03/3d-printed-replacement-skulls/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2012/02/baroness-von-nderbheit/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/11/polygon-double-deer-2/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2010/02/its-kind-of-like-that/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/02/glitch/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2005/11/backups-2/">previously</A>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Rasputin&#039;s daughter on a 1935 Wheaties box</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/rasputins-daughter-on-a-1935-wheaties-box/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jwz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Europe's Sensational Wild Animal Trainer, Fearless Daughter of Russia's Mad Monk." I learned about this existence of this wonderful artifact and wonderful kook from Bess Lovejoy's Atlas Obscura talk at DNA Lounge last week, which you should surely attend in the future. She also later co-authored a cookbook, which includes recipes for jellied fish heads and her father's favorite, cod soup. She also worked as a cabaret dancer in Bucharest, Romania, and then found work as a circus performer for Ringling Brothers Circus. During the 1930s she toured Europe and America as a lion tamer, billing herself as "the daughter of the famous mad monk whose feats in Russia astonished the world." She was mauled by a bear in Peru, Indiana, but stayed with the circus until it reached Miami, Florida, where she quit and began work as a riveter in a defense shipyard during World War II.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<P ALIGN=CENTER><A HREF="https://twitter.com/besslovejoy/status/333810351894298624">"Europe's Sensational Wild Animal Trainer, Fearless Daughter of Russia's Mad Monk."</A><P><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="https://twitter.com/besslovejoy/status/333810351894298624"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/t2ec16n,_w0e9szn_mtcbrbfylk3zg_60_57.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 925px; max-height: 1258px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2px 0;"></A></DIV><P>I learned about this existence of this wonderful artifact and wonderful <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Rasputin">kook</A> from <A HREF="http://www.besslovejoy.com/">Bess Lovejoy</A>'s <A HREF="http://www.atlasobscura.com/events/obscura-society-sf-a-fate-worse-than-death-bess-lovejoy/"><I>Atlas Obscura</I></A> talk at <A HREF="http://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2013/05-14d.html">DNA Lounge last week</A>, which you should <A HREF="http://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2013/05-28d.html">surely attend in the future</A>.<P><blockquote STYLE="margin-left:1em;border-left:2px solid;padding-left:1em"> She also later co-authored a cookbook, which includes recipes for jellied fish heads and her father's favorite, cod soup. She also worked as a cabaret dancer in Bucharest, Romania, and then found work as a circus performer for Ringling Brothers Circus. During the 1930s she toured Europe and America as a lion tamer, billing herself as "the daughter of the famous mad monk whose feats in Russia astonished the world." She was mauled by a bear in Peru, Indiana, but stayed with the circus until it reached Miami, Florida, where she quit and began work as a riveter in a defense shipyard during World War II.</blockquote> <div align=center><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2004/06/rasputin-part-2-allowing-for-shrinkage-caused-by-pickling/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2004/04/the-mad-monks-bottled-bishop/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/04/trusto/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2009/06/say-it-aint-so-capn/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2012/08/high-weirdness-by-mail/">previously</A>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Robots, Tentacles</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/robots-tentacles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jwz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[World Bodypaint Festival]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<P ALIGN=CENTER><A HREF="http://www.dutchdameblog.com/events3.html#">World Bodypaint Festival</A><P><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><DIV STYLE="width: 100%; max-width: 801px; white-space: nowrap; margin: auto;"><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 50.09%; max-width: 672px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.dutchdameblog.com/events3.html#"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/136871110147160.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 670px; max-height: 1002px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 49.94%; max-width: 402px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.dutchdameblog.com/events3.html#"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/wbf1_3.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 400px; max-height: 600px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV></DIV><DIV STYLE="width: 100%; max-width: 800px; white-space: nowrap; margin: auto;"><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 50.02%; max-width: 669px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.dutchdameblog.com/events3.html#"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/wbf1_1.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 667px; max-height: 1000px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 50%; max-width: 402px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.dutchdameblog.com/events3.html#"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/wbf1_4.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 400px; max-height: 600px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV></DIV><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2008/08/there-are-a-lot-of-prosthetics-in-this-paint/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2010/10/today-in-squidhead-news-2/">previously</A>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fucking Zynga</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/fucking-zynga/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 19:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jwz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lazyweb, can anyone tell me how to disconnect my Words With Friends account from my Facebook account? I'm sick to death of it sending me push-notifications that someone I'm friends with on Facebook but have never played Scrabble with has played a word. There seems to be no way to turn this shit off. Things I have tried: De-authorizing the Words With Friends app on Facebook. This causes the the iOS app to go into a loop demanding that you re-authorize it. Deleting and re-installing the iOS app. That stops the auth-loop, but does not stop the "notifications about non-friends" issue, and also makes it nag you daily saying "Hey, you used to log in with Facebook! Log in with Facebook okay??" So I guess I can't do this myself, since it's stuck in their DB. I'll just mail them and ask them to delete that. Ha ha ha. This joke appears to be the closest thing to a non-FAQ support page. So I go to their Facebook page hoping to message them. There's no option to message them. There's no option to post a question on the wall except as a reply to a previous post from them announcing an new feature in a different game. WTF. So I waste my time trying to strip my complaint down to 140 characters and ask them on Twitter. To the shock of nobody, I get no reply. Then on a completely different, unlinked web site, I find this page. I get a brush-off auto-reply saying "update to the latest version of the app, which will direct you to the FAQ instead of letting you actually contact us." The fact that they are still nagging me with updates about my Facebook friends when they no longer have authorization on my Facebook account means that they have stored an offline copy of my friends tree, which I'm pretty sure is against Facebook's application terms of service. I'm sure both parties care about this a lot. Yeah yeah, that's what I get for dealing with amoral scumbags like Zynga in the first place. I even paid them money to make the ads go away, so I'm part of the problem. But hey, I like playing scrabble on my phone. Remember when a paying customer could actually email support? Those were the days.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/fuck-photography-scrabble-favim.com-.jpg" STYLE="width: 35%; height: auto; max-width: 500px; max-height: 334px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; float: right; clear: right;"></DIV><P>Dear Lazyweb, can anyone tell me how to disconnect my Words With Friends account from my Facebook account?<P>I'm sick to death of it sending me push-notifications that someone I'm friends with on Facebook but have <I>never</I> played Scrabble with has played a word. There seems to be no way to turn this shit off.<P>Things I have tried:<P><ol><li><P>De-authorizing the Words With Friends app on Facebook. This causes the the iOS app to go into a loop demanding that you re-authorize it. </li><li><P>Deleting and re-installing the iOS app. That stops the auth-loop, but does not stop the "notifications about non-friends" issue, and also makes it nag you daily saying "Hey, you used to log in with Facebook! Log in with Facebook okay??" </li></ol><P>So I guess I can't do this myself, since it's stuck in their DB. I'll just mail them and ask them to delete that. Ha ha ha.<P><ol start=3><li> <A HREF="http://support.zynga.com/article/all/Contacting-Zynga-Support-en_US">This joke</A> appears to be the closest thing to a non-FAQ support page. </li><li><P>So I go to their <A HREF="http://www.facebook.com/ZyngaSupport/">Facebook page</A> hoping to message them. There's no option to message them. There's no option to post a question on the wall except as a reply to a previous post from them announcing an new feature in a different game. WTF. </li><li><P>So I waste my time trying to strip my <A HREF="https://twitter.com/jwz/status/334066865112489984">complaint</A> down to 140 characters and ask them on <A HREF="https://twitter.com/ZyngaSupport"> Twitter</A>. To the shock of nobody, I get no reply. </li><li><P>Then on a completely different, unlinked web site, I find <A HREF="https://newtoy.zendesk.com/anonymous_requests/new">this page</A>. I get a brush-off auto-reply saying "update to the latest version of the app, which will direct you to the FAQ instead of letting you actually contact us." </li></ol><P>The fact that they are still nagging me with updates about my Facebook friends when they no longer have authorization on my Facebook account means that they have stored an offline copy of my friends tree, which I'm pretty sure is against Facebook's application terms of service. I'm sure both parties care about this a lot.<P>Yeah yeah, that's what I get for dealing with <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zynga#Reception_and_controversies">amoral scumbags like Zynga</A> in the first place. I even paid them money to make the ads go away, so I'm part of the problem. But hey, I like playing scrabble on my phone.<P>Remember when a paying customer could actually email support? Those were the days.<P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/02/wow-remember-when-people-tracked-bugs-welcome-to-the-next-level/">Previously</A>.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Picasa</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/picasa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 09:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jwz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lazyweb: I face-tagged a zillion faces in desktop Picasa while "Store Name Tags in Photo" was unchecked. Now I have checked it and I want it to write all those tags back to the EXIF. How? Alternately: I just want to extract a map of filename &#8594; face-names, and then I can take care of business myself. Where's the API?]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[Dear Lazyweb:<P>I face-tagged a zillion faces in desktop Picasa while "Store Name Tags in Photo" was unchecked. Now I have checked it and I want it to write all those tags back to the EXIF. How?<P>Alternately: I just want to extract a map of filename &rarr; face-names, and then I can take care of business myself. Where's the API?<P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/04/lightroom-picasa-face-recognition/">Previously</A>.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>/dev/tty</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 19:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jwz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any of you who have been to my home know that this is exactly what my desk looks like.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<P ALIGN=CENTER><A HREF="http://www.retronaut.com/2013/04/typist-of-the-future/">Any of you who have been to my home know that this is <I>exactly</I> what my desk looks like.</A><P><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="http://www.retronaut.com/2013/04/typist-of-the-future/"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/typist-of-the-future.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 610px; max-height: 778px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2px 0;"></A><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2006/07/uh-huh/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2010/06/today-in-usb-typewriter-news/">previously</A>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Government coverup continues apace</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/government-coverup-continues-apace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jwz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can't fool me. I know a Chapa'ai when I see one. Revolutionary Muon Experiment to Begin With 3,200-mile Move of 50-Foot-Wide Particle Storage Ring. Massive device will travel from New York to Illinois by barge and truck this summer.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<DIV STYLE="margin: auto; max-width: 525px">You can't fool me. I know a Chapa'ai when I see one.<P><A HREF="http://www.bnl.gov/newsroom/news.php?a=11535">Revolutionary Muon Experiment to Begin With 3,200-mile Move of 50-Foot-Wide Particle Storage Ring. Massive device will travel from New York to Illinois by barge and truck this summer.</A><P><A HREF="http://www.bnl.gov/newsroom/news.php?a=11535"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/muon_model.png" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 525px; max-height: 234px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2px 0;"></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.bnl.gov/newsroom/news.php?a=11535"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/muon1-720px.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 525px; max-height: 316px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2px 0;"></A><P align=center><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/04/the-stargate-program-has-fallen-on-hard-times-2/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2010/11/the-stargate-program-has-fallen-on-hard-times/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2010/10/national-ignition-facility/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2006/07/uh-huh/">previously</A>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Vigilant Citizen was not immediately available for comment.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 05:29:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jwz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peaches Geldof has signed up to Aleister Crowley's sex cult Ordo Templi Orientis: Is this, by any chance, a stupid cult? No, actually it's a respected school of academic thought known for its rigorous system of peer-reviewed publishing and many seminal contributions to the philosophy of mind, ethics and epistemology. Really? No, of course not. It's a stupid cult.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/shortcuts/2013/apr/15/peaches-geldof-aleister-crowley-sex-cult-oto"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/peaches-geldof-believes-i-010.jpg" STYLE="width: 50%; height: auto; max-width: 460px; max-height: 276px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; float: right; clear: right;"></A></DIV><P><A HREF="http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/shortcuts/2013/apr/15/peaches-geldof-aleister-crowley-sex-cult-oto">Peaches Geldof has signed up to Aleister Crowley's sex cult <I>Ordo Templi Orientis</I></A><P><BLOCKQUOTE STYLE="margin-left:1em;border-left:2px solid;padding-left:1em"><b>Is this, by any chance, a stupid cult?</b> No, actually it's a respected school of academic thought known for its rigorous system of peer-reviewed publishing and many seminal contributions to the philosophy of mind, ethics and epistemology.<P><b>Really?</b> No, of course not. It's a stupid cult.</BLOCKQUOTE><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/11/the-vigilant-citizen-brings-news-that-aleister-crowley-was-actually-the-abominable-dr-phibes/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2010/09/katy-perrys-illuminati-mk-ultra-commercial/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/02/ignoring-the-xenu-in-the-room/">previously</A>.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bread, Circuses, but mostly Circuses.</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/bread-circuses-but-mostly-circuses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 05:14:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may have heard that the highest-paid employee in each state is usually the football coach at the largest state school. This is actually a gross mischaracterization: Sometimes it is the basketball coach.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<P ALIGN=CENTER><A HREF="http://deadspin.com/infographic-is-your-states-highest-paid-employee-a-co-489635228">You may have heard that the highest-paid employee in each state is usually the football coach at the largest state school. This is actually a gross mischaracterization: Sometimes it is the basketball coach.</A><P><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="http://deadspin.com/infographic-is-your-states-highest-paid-employee-a-co-489635228"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/k-bigpic.png" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 970px; max-height: 546px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2px 0;"></A></DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Canberra Skywhale</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/the-canberra-skywhale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More Breasts means More Mammal. $300,000. 23 meters. 10 breasts.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<P ALIGN=CENTER><A HREF="http://www.canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/act-news/canberra-centenary/the-centenary-of-canberra-skywhale-20130510-2jbq7.html">More Breasts means More Mammal.</A><P><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><DIV STYLE="width: 100%; max-width: 2500px; white-space: nowrap; margin: auto;"><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 40.9%; max-width: 1026px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/act-news/canberra-centenary/the-centenary-of-canberra-skywhale-20130510-2jbq7.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/eb-gal1024skywhale-20130510100428903.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 1024px; max-height: 682px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 18.16%; max-width: 1026px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/act-news/canberra-centenary/the-centenary-of-canberra-skywhale-20130510-2jbq7.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/eb-gal1024skywhale-20130510095815289.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 1024px; max-height: 1536px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 40.96%; max-width: 1026px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/act-news/canberra-centenary/the-centenary-of-canberra-skywhale-20130510-2jbq7.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/eb-gal1024skywhale-20130510100107743.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 1024px; max-height: 681px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV></DIV><DIV STYLE="width: 100%; max-width: 1024px; white-space: nowrap; margin: auto;"><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 100%; max-width: 1026px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/act-news/canberra-centenary/the-centenary-of-canberra-skywhale-20130510-2jbq7.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/eb-gal1024skywhale-20130510100456485.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 1024px; max-height: 682px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV></DIV></DIV><P><div align=center>$300,000. 23 meters. 10 breasts.<P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/07/honk/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/03/martyrs-of-science/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/03/a-full-recovery-is-made-in-cairo-1908/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2003/02/the-horror-of-blimps/">previously</A>, <a href="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2006/04/only-about-ten-feet-of-blubber-and-guts-stood-in-our-way/">previously</a>, <a href="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2004/01/hey-kids-its-exploding-whale-party-time/">previously</a>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Night of the Demons 2</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/night-of-the-demons-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jwz</dc:creator>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="http://gifsploitation.tumblr.com/post/50199300322/night-of-the-demons-2-1994"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/tumblr_mmnmvabl451rpc5kho1_500.gif" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 440px; max-height: 330px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2px 0;"></A><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/01/saurons-nipples/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2009/11/cowgirl/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2012/03/why-cant-i-hold-all-these-boobs/">previously</A>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dear Safari, what part of &quot;reopen windows from last session&quot; is so hard to understand?</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/dear-safari-what-part-of-reopen-windows-from-last-session-is-so-hard-to-understand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 17:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I've got ten windows iconified, and another ten open on my desktop. Safari crashes, as it so often does. I re-launch it. I get back the two frontmost non-iconified windows, and the two oldest iconified windows. What the fucking fuck. Then I do "reopen windows from last session", and they all come back, including duplicates of the ones I already have open. Come on. And to insult my injury, the icons in the dock are all blank until after I wait for them all to load in the background, then uniconify and reiconify them, because updating the dock icon at the completion of the background page-load would apparently be too much effort. I tried an extension that purported to auto-save sessions, but it did some confusing and complicated thing that was not even remotely what I wanted. Is there a sane solution to this? (No, I don't want to switch browsers, STFU. No I don't use tabs, STFU.)]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[So I've got ten windows iconified, and another ten open on my desktop. Safari crashes, as it so often does.<P>I re-launch it. I get back the two frontmost non-iconified windows, and the two oldest iconified windows. What the fucking fuck.<P>Then I do "reopen windows from last session", and they all come back, including duplicates of the ones I already have open. Come on.<P>And to insult my injury, the icons in the dock are all blank until after I wait for them all to load in the background, then uniconify and reiconify them, because updating the dock icon at the completion of the background page-load would apparently be too much effort.<P>I tried <A HREF="http://www.sweetpproductions.com/extensions/extensions.htm">an extension</A> that purported to auto-save sessions, but it did some confusing and complicated thing that was not even remotely what I wanted.<P>Is there a sane solution to this?<P>(No, I don't want to switch browsers, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2012/04/why-i-use-safari-instead-of-firefox/">STFU</A>. No I don't use tabs, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2012/04/why-i-use-safari-instead-of-firefox/">STFU</A>.)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I resemble this remark</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/i-resemble-this-remark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 17:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@shyhoof: An ode to the journey of &#243; on a shipping label. Converting the whole poem to pixels was probably the right move.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<P ALIGN=CENTER><A HREF="https://twitter.com/shyhoof/status/332621356338405376">@shyhoof: An ode to the journey of &oacute; on a shipping label.</A><P><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="https://twitter.com/shyhoof/status/332621356338405376"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/4j7il0m.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 501px; max-height: 609px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2px 0;"></A></DIV><P><div align=center>Converting the whole poem to pixels was probably the right move.<P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/02/you-doom-us-all-to-inhuman-toil-for-the-one-whose-name-cannot-be-expressed-in-one-hundred-forty-characters/">Previously</A>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SCIENCE.</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/science-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 06:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Turns out you cannot light a candle with a taser. Who knew.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<P ALIGN=CENTER><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWDbbDG7F6A">Turns out you cannot light a candle with a taser. Who knew.</A><P><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><IFRAME CLASS="video_embed" WIDTH=853 HEIGHT=480  SRC="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EWDbbDG7F6A?version=3&amp;theme=dark&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;iv_load_policy=3" TITLE="Taser Candle"></IFRAME></DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Don&#039;t Want Your Fucking App Dot Tumblr Dot Com</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/i-dont-want-your-fucking-app-dot-tumblr-dot-com/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 02:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><DIV STYLE="width: 100%; max-width: 527px; white-space: nowrap; margin: auto;"><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 43.99%; max-width: 425px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://idontwantyourfuckingapp.tumblr.com/"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/tumblr_mm2vemidtr1spd2y3o1_500.png" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 423px; max-height: 750px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 56.17%; max-width: 298px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://xkcd.com/1174/"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/app.png" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 296px; max-height: 411px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV></DIV></DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Series of Tubes</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/series-of-tubes-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 23:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><DIV STYLE="width: 100%; max-width: 1600px; white-space: nowrap; margin: auto;"><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 50%; max-width: 802px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.snarkitecture.com/projects/drift/"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/195_sdim5558.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 800px; max-height: 534px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 50%; max-width: 802px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.snarkitecture.com/projects/drift/"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/195_sdim5510.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 800px; max-height: 534px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV></DIV><DIV STYLE="width: 100%; max-width: 800px; white-space: nowrap; margin: auto;"><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 100%; max-width: 802px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><A HREF="http://www.snarkitecture.com/projects/drift/"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/195_sdim5576.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 800px; max-height: 534px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></A></DIV></DIV><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2006/01/napping-technology/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2006/08/i-find-your-spaghetti-fascinating-and-would-like-to-subscribe-to-your-newsletter/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2012/04/progress-in-blobular-furniture/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2006/02/blobby-art/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/11/concrete-misplots/">previously</A>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>[Citation Needed]</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 22:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Citation Needed] - Citation needed: "Citation needed", most commonly rendered as [citation needed], is a common editorial remark on Wikipedia, which has become used to refer to Wikipedia in wider popular culture. [citation needed] Link]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<A HREF="http://citationneeded.tumblr.com/post/50257292632/citation-needed">[Citation Needed] - Citation needed</A><P><BLOCKQUOTE STYLE="margin-left:1em;border-left:2px solid;padding-left:1em"><b>"Citation needed"</b>, most commonly rendered as <sup><b><i>[<A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed">citation needed</A>]</i></b></sup>, is a common editorial remark on <b><A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia">Wikipedia</A></b>, which has become used to refer to <b><A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_in_culture">Wikipedia in wider popular culture</A></b>. <sup><b><i>[<A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed">citation needed</A>]</i></b></sup><P><b><i><A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Citation_needed&amp;oldid=553679287">Link</A></i></b></BLOCKQUOTE><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2012/09/repository-of-all-human-knowledge/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2009/12/repository-of-all-human-knowledge-in-anime/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2006/09/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-consensus-poo/">previously</A>.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Today in Killdozer news</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/today-in-killdozer-news-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four homes were demolished and thousands were left without power after Barry Swegle started smashing homes with his bulldozer. Neighbor Keith Haynes said that the man "just went nuts." "He took a skidder and took out two houses," Haynes told the Peninsula Daily News. "I mean demolished. It was like a war zone." Neighbor Barbara Porter isn't too surprised. When she heard the bulldozer start to rumble, she knew that Barry was about to get feisty. "We all said one of these days Barry is going to take that dang CAT and he's going to start tearing up people's property and that's what he did." And that article contained this sidebar: RELATED: NAKED, HIGH DALLAS MAN DRIVES THROUGH A SHOPPING MALL AND STEALS CLOTHES "Normally, when we deal with people that are," Dallas Police Sgt. Elliot Forge told the station as he took a long pause and tried not to laugh. He continued "naked, they're usually under the influence of some kind of narcotics." Yes. Highly relevant.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<A HREF="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/washington-state-man-bulldozes-neighbors-homes-article-1.1341327">Four homes were demolished and thousands were left without power after Barry Swegle started smashing homes with his bulldozer.</A><P><BLOCKQUOTE STYLE="margin-left:1em;border-left:2px solid;padding-left:1em">Neighbor Keith Haynes said that the man "just went nuts." "He took a skidder and took out two houses," Haynes told the Peninsula Daily News. "I mean demolished. It was like a war zone."<P>Neighbor Barbara Porter isn't too surprised. When she heard the bulldozer start to rumble, she knew that Barry was about to get feisty.<P>"We all said one of these days Barry is going to take that dang CAT and he's going to start tearing up people's property and that's what he did." </BLOCKQUOTE><P><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/washington-state-man-bulldozes-neighbors-homes-article-1.1341327"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/logging-machine-rampage.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 635px; max-height: 476px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2px 0;"></A></DIV><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><DIV STYLE="width: 100%; max-width: 1726px; white-space: nowrap; margin: auto;"><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 36.79%; max-width: 637px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/bulldozer12n-5-web.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 635px; max-height: 409px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></DIV><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 31.61%; max-width: 637px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/logging-machine-rampage-2.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 635px; max-height: 476px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></DIV><DIV STYLE="display: inline-block; width: 31.61%; max-width: 637px; padding: 2px; box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align: top; white-space: normal;"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/logging-machine-rampage-3.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 635px; max-height: 476px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box;"></DIV></DIV></DIV><P>And that article contained this sidebar:<P><BLOCKQUOTE STYLE="margin-left:1em;border-left:2px solid;padding-left:1em"><A HREF="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/naked-high-dallas-man-drives-shopping-mall-steals-clothes-article-1.1114100">RELATED: NAKED, HIGH DALLAS MAN DRIVES THROUGH A SHOPPING MALL AND STEALS CLOTHES</A><P>"Normally, when we deal with people that are," Dallas Police Sgt. Elliot Forge told the station as he took a long pause and tried not to laugh. He continued "naked, they're usually under the influence of some kind of narcotics."</BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yes. Highly relevant.<P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/tag/killdozer/">Previously</A>.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dazzle is very in right now.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 18:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/08/by-design-a-bar-thats-also-a-piece-of-art/"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/08rehberger-casale-tmagarticle.jpg" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 592px; max-height: 430px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2px 0;"></A><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/dazzle-is-very-in-right-now/">Previously</A>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cyberpunk&#039;s Back, alright</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/cyberpunks-back-alright/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 22:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Today is the thirty-first anniversary of Rio.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 22:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I should be on a boat.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<P ALIGN=CENTER><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3W6yf6c-FA">I should be on a boat.</A><P><DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><IFRAME CLASS="video_embed" WIDTH=853 HEIGHT=480  SRC="http://www.youtube.com/embed/e3W6yf6c-FA?version=3&amp;theme=dark&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;iv_load_policy=3" TITLE="Duran Duran - Rio"></IFRAME></DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dazzle is very in right now</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 21:53:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wine tasting is bullshit.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 21:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck io9 a lot, but this is funny: It bears repeating that the judges Hodgson surveyed were no ordinary taste-testers. These were judges at California State Fair wine competition -- the oldest and most prestigious in North America. If you think you can consistently rate the "quality" of wine, it means two things: 1: No. You can't. 2. Wine-tasting is bullshit. [...] A 2006 study, published by the American Association of Wine Economists, found that most people can't distinguish between pat&#233; and dog food. My personal wine Venn Diagram consists of a large outer circle labelled "something my companions thought was a good idea" enclosing smaller almost-equally-sized circles labelled "something that gives me a headache before a buzz" and "something that would be better with bubbles and OJ in it". Also, liver-flavored butter? Who eats that on purpose?]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="http://io9.com/wine-tasting-is-bullshit-heres-why-496098276"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/k-bigpic.jpg" STYLE="width: 65%; height: auto; max-width: 970px; max-height: 546px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; float: right; clear: right;"></A></DIV><P><A HREF="http://io9.com/wine-tasting-is-bullshit-heres-why-496098276">Fuck io9 a lot, but this is funny:</A><P><BLOCKQUOTE STYLE="margin-left:1em;border-left:2px solid;padding-left:1em">It bears repeating that the judges Hodgson surveyed were no ordinary taste-testers. These were judges at California State Fair wine competition -- the oldest and most prestigious in North America. If you think you can consistently rate the "quality" of wine, it means two things:<P>1: No. You can't.<P>2. Wine-tasting is bullshit.<P>[...]<P>A 2006 study, published by the American Association of Wine Economists, found that most people can't distinguish between pat&eacute; and dog food.</BLOCKQUOTE><P>My personal wine Venn Diagram consists of a large outer circle labelled "something my companions thought was a good idea" enclosing smaller almost-equally-sized circles labelled "something that gives me a headache before a buzz" and "something that would be better with bubbles and OJ in it".<P>Also, liver-flavored butter? Who eats that on purpose?]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I was swallowed by a hippo</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 21:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was no transition at all, no sense of approaching danger. It was as if I had suddenly gone blind and deaf. I was aware that my legs were surrounded by water, but my top half was almost dry. I seemed to be trapped in something slimy. There was a terrible, sulphurous smell, like rotten eggs, and a tremendous pressure against my chest. My arms were trapped but I managed to free one hand and felt around -- my palm passed through the wiry bristles of the hippo's snout. It was only then that I realised I was underwater, trapped up to my waist in his mouth. I wriggled as hard as I could, and in the few seconds for which he opened his jaws, I managed to escape. I swam towards Evans, but the hippo struck again, dragging me back under the surface. I'd never heard of a hippo attacking repeatedly like this, but he clearly wanted me dead. Hippos' mouths have huge tusks, slicing incisors and a bunch of smaller chewing teeth. It felt as if the bull was making full use of the whole lot as he mauled me -- a doctor later counted almost 40 puncture wounds and bite marks on my body. The bull simply went berserk, throwing me into the air and catching me again, shaking me like a dog with a doll. Then down we went again, right to the bottom, and everything went still. I remember looking up through 10 feet of water at the green and yellow light playing on the surface, and wondering which of us could hold his breath the longest. Blood rose from my body in clouds, and a sense of resignation overwhelmed me. I've no idea how long we stayed under -- time passes very slowly when you're in a hippo's mouth. The hippo lurched suddenly for the surface, spitting me out as it rose. Mike was still waiting for me in his kayak and managed to paddle me to safety. I was a mess. My left arm was crushed to a pulp, blood poured from the wounds in my chest and when he examined my back, Mike discovered a wound so savage that my lung was visible.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/may/04/i-was-swallowed-by-a-hippo"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/hungry-hungry-hippos-game.jpg" STYLE="width: 65%; height: auto; max-width: 500px; max-height: 334px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; float: right; clear: right;"></A></DIV><P><A HREF="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/may/04/i-was-swallowed-by-a-hippo">There was no transition at all, no sense of approaching danger. It was as if I had suddenly gone blind and deaf.</A><P><BLOCKQUOTE STYLE="margin-left:1em;border-left:2px solid;padding-left:1em">I was aware that my legs were surrounded by water, but my top half was almost dry. I seemed to be trapped in something slimy. There was a terrible, sulphurous smell, like rotten eggs, and a tremendous pressure against my chest. My arms were trapped but I managed to free one hand and felt around -- my palm passed through the wiry bristles of the hippo's snout. It was only then that I realised I was underwater, trapped up to my waist in his mouth.<P>I wriggled as hard as I could, and in the few seconds for which he opened his jaws, I managed to escape. I swam towards Evans, but the hippo struck again, dragging me back under the surface. I'd never heard of a hippo attacking repeatedly like this, but he clearly wanted me dead.<P>Hippos' mouths have huge tusks, slicing incisors and a bunch of smaller chewing teeth. It felt as if the bull was making full use of the whole lot as he mauled me -- a doctor later counted almost 40 puncture wounds and bite marks on my body. The bull simply went berserk, throwing me into the air and catching me again, shaking me like a dog with a doll.<P>Then down we went again, right to the bottom, and everything went still. I remember looking up through 10 feet of water at the green and yellow light playing on the surface, and wondering which of us could hold his breath the longest. Blood rose from my body in clouds, and a sense of resignation overwhelmed me. I've no idea how long we stayed under -- time passes very slowly when you're in a hippo's mouth.<P>The hippo lurched suddenly for the surface, spitting me out as it rose. Mike was still waiting for me in his kayak and managed to paddle me to safety. I was a mess. My left arm was crushed to a pulp, blood poured from the wounds in my chest and when he examined my back, Mike discovered a wound so savage that my lung was visible.</BLOCKQUOTE><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2002/12/hippo-eats-dwarf/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2009/11/the-part-of-the-abc-bureaucracy-will-be-played-by-a-herd-of-hippos/">previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2003/01/hippos-roam-drug-lords-ranch/">previously</A>.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Eight arms to hold you</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 05:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bad Touch Tube Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 21:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Much better than the bull</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 06:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA['Disgusting' sculpture stays on show in Milan: The sculpture - officially titled L.O.V.E. but popularly known as The Middle Finger - will now remain in the Piazza d'Affari outside the Milan stock exchange until the end of a retrospective of Cattelan's work. [...] given its position here just a stone's throw from the stock exchange - has invited discussion of a possible anti-capitalist message, though the artist himself has denied any such intention. Maurizio Cattelan doesn't come cheap: his best-known work, featuring the late Pope John Paul II felled by a meteorite, fetched a cool $3m the last time it came under the auctioneer's hammer.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<A HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11474311"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/49370195_010266694-1.jpg" STYLE="width: 50%; height: auto; max-width: 304px; max-height: 171px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; float: right; clear: right;"></A><A HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11474311"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/49370194_000118439-1.jpg" STYLE="width: 50%; height: auto; max-width: 304px; max-height: 171px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; float: right; clear: right;"></A><A HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11474311"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/2049462-the-famous-wall-street-bull-.jpg" STYLE="width: 50%; height: auto; max-width: 600px; max-height: 449px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; float: right; clear: right;"></A><P><A HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11474311">'Disgusting' sculpture stays on show in Milan</A><P><BLOCKQUOTE STYLE="margin-left:1em;border-left:2px solid;padding-left:1em">The sculpture - officially titled L.O.V.E. but popularly known as The Middle Finger - will now remain in the Piazza d'Affari outside the Milan stock exchange until the end of a retrospective of Cattelan's work.<P>[...] given its position here just a stone's throw from the stock exchange - has invited discussion of a possible anti-capitalist message, though the artist himself has denied any such intention.<P>Maurizio Cattelan doesn't come cheap: his best-known work, featuring the late Pope John Paul II felled by a meteorite, fetched a cool $3m the last time it came under the auctioneer's hammer.</BLOCKQUOTE>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Escort Quality. Hooker Pricing.</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/escort-quality-hooker-pricing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 05:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<DIV STYLE="text-align: center;"><A HREF="http://imgur.com/82UJuGa"><IMG SRC="http://www.jwz.org/images/82ujuga.png" STYLE="width: 100%; height: auto; max-width: 711px; max-height: 835px; border: 1px solid; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2px 0;"></A><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2012/03/blood-mary-cocktail-of-grace/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2010/03/bartenders-debate-whether-vodka-deserves-their-hate/">previously</A>.</DIV>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Can a Tuning Fork Improve Your Cocktail?</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/can-a-tuning-fork-improve-your-cocktail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 05:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jwz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What have we learned about headlines ending in question marks? There's a theory making the rounds that vibrations of the right frequency will cause the molecules in a drink to rearrange themselves in curious ways, thereby altering or enhancing the flavor. The Keefer is the only place I'm aware of that's actually serving tuning-fork-blended cocktails, so I met there with several people, including David, Danielle, and a woman named Free Lee, who works at the bar and is also a somatic and energy therapist. In addition to its (possible) mixological applications, harnessing vibrations is a form of alternative medicine, in which tuning forks are placed on ailing people like acupuncture needles. (There's also a fledgling industry selling "vibration infused" beverages intended to improve health. An Ontario company called Wave Miracle Water, for instance, offers water with "vibrational encoding" in four wellness-enhancing frequencies.)]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<A HREF="http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/05/vibrated-not-stirred/309282/">What have we learned about headlines ending in question marks?</A><P><BLOCKQUOTE STYLE="margin-left:1em;border-left:2px solid;padding-left:1em">There's a theory making the rounds that vibrations of the right frequency will cause the molecules in a drink to rearrange themselves in curious ways, thereby altering or enhancing the flavor.<P>The Keefer is the only place I'm aware of that's actually serving tuning-fork-blended cocktails, so I met there with several people, including David, Danielle, and a woman named Free Lee, who works at the bar and is also a somatic and energy therapist. In addition to its (possible) mixological applications, harnessing vibrations is a form of alternative medicine, in which tuning forks are placed on ailing people like acupuncture needles. (There's also a fledgling industry selling "vibration infused" beverages intended to improve health. An Ontario company called Wave Miracle Water, for instance, offers water with "vibrational encoding" in four wellness-enhancing frequencies.)</BLOCKQUOTE><P><A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2009/11/paging-dr-mbogo/">Previously</A>, <A HREF="http://www.jwz.org/blog/2012/09/mixologist/">previously</A>.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>DNA Lounge update</title>
		<link>http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/05/dna-lounge-update-182/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 00:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jwz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DNA Lounge update, wherein you vote for us in Best of SF.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<A HREF='http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2013/05/03.html'>DNA Lounge update</A>, wherein you vote for us in Best of SF.]]></content:encoded>
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