I really hope they never, ever remake Barbarella.
I can't even imagine how awful that would be.
Hate to break it to you...
Oh, they've been talking about it for decades.
And I will be studiously ignoring it.
Just like I plan to ignore whatever Katy Perry / Blade Runner atrocity is coming down the pipe.
Maybe they should just combine those two!
Maybe it's ALREADY HAPPENING
*wet regurgitative sounds*
"We've got 4 skin jobs on the loose. Their leader is Durand Durand."
"I need the old magic, Barbarella. I need the old Babe Runner."