You will know my name is the LORD when I exterminate all rational lambda calculus.

King James Programming: Posts generated by a Markov chain trained on the King James Bible and Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs.

3:23 And these three men, Noah, Daniel, and Job were in it, and all the abominations that be done in (log n) steps.

45:5 Thine arrows are sharp in the heart of man to be ruler over my people, over whom I have no son to keep the procedure general, we express the process in terms of a physical analogy: Think of the diagram as a maze in which a marble is rolling.

We argued that a rational-number representation could be anything at all that the LORD will make.

The global environment is chosen here, because this is the will of God.

God saith, What hast thou to do with negotiating the transition between imperative statements (from which programs are constructed) and declarative statements?

22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep and wonderful property of computation.

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6 Responses:

  1. Otto says:

    I have to use "because this is the will of God" in my commit messages more often.

    • | The global environment is chosen here, because this is the will of God.

      This is my favourite too. The passive voice of the first phrase, combined with the religious fervour of the second phrase, hints at a profound psychosis, which is missing from most of code comments I see daily, yet clearly betrayed by the code itself.

  2. Bill Paul says:

    God is real -- unless declared integer.

  3. ...they said, "All right, say 'Gif.'" If he said, "Jif," because he could not pronounce the word correctly, they seized him and killed him at the fords of the Jordan. Forty-two thousand Ephraimites were killed at that time.

  4. Nix says:

    "And Satan stood up against them in the global environment."