Stop. Stop hurting the internet.
It seems like every time I click on an article that one of my acquaintances posts on Facebook, I have to go through this kind of dance. Esquire is a particularly egregious example of it, but this is so common.
Here's how the dance goes, when reading on an iPad: I click on a link to an article I think I might want to read. The page shows up, and almost the entire page is bullshit: there's always a huge banner, the right half of the page is ads, and the article is crammed into the bottom left quarter of the screen -- below a marginally-related stock photo (bitches love stock photos). If you consider that stock photo to be relevant, that's 20% or 25% of the screen being devoted to the article itself. The rest of it is useless bullshit.
If you consider that photo to also be useless bullshit, then there's like 1% of the screen being used for actual writing. I can only see part of one sentence of it. The entire article is below the fold.
It almost suggests that the article isn't the part they care about. Why I never.
Also the fonts are tiny. I assume not because they think anyone actually wants to read at that size, but because they have a lot of useless bullshit they have to fit in.
But that's old news. Here's where it goes Web Two Dot Doh:
Fortunately, the iPad makes at least the initial phase of this nonsense easy to deal with: habitually, the first thing I do after clicking a link is to double-tap on what I can see of the actual writing, zooming in. (You have probably been trained by the advertisers to call this "content". I use the older word, I call it "writing".)
And here's the beauty: because I'm already zoomed in, there's no close box. Apparently I can't even scroll far enough to the right to find the close box. There's literally no way to get back to the article I had just begun reading seconds before.
What happens if you click anywhere else in the ad that I can't even see all of? Does it dismiss it? No, it launches the App Store application, presumably trying to get me to go download their custom app. Which is undoubtedly just a wrapper around a WebKit view of this exact same web site, except with more surveillance built in.
When this happens, I can't reach for the various close boxes and back buttons fast enough.
And, to be clear, I then never read the article. Because I know that whatever they have to say will be said better by someone else who isn't such an asshole.