Can You Eat Your Own Poop?

Yes. Yes you can. (A rare example of a headline ending in a question mark to which the answer is yes!)

Best summarized by this comment from a reader:

alvinstraight: So the scientific answer is that you can, but only if you eat it straight out of your ass. But if you can do that, won't you be too busy blowing yourself to care about dinner? Signed, Gilbert Gottfried.

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8 Responses:

  1. Jim Sweeney says:

    I am nauseated and laughing at the same time.

  2. djm says:

    Human Centipede, vindicated.

  3. Joe says:

    Conversely, can you enema your own vomit?

    • James says:

      Yes, but that's actually more dangerous because due to a curse from the Old Ones and/or original sin, "mucous membranes" don't actually have mucous and are thus susceptible to hydrochloric acid damage.

  4. Rebecca says:

    Nope.

  5. nooj says:

    So ass-to-mouth is okay. Phew! #themoreyouknow

  6. nope says:

    I don't like these new menu plans for DNA Pizza