I'm told that this is a thing that happens now:
'tis the season
Note: the Jack Chick movie, The Light of the World, is available in its entirety on the Youtubes.
Goatse hair
Also you know you can get a goatse.cx email address now, right? But that won't last, because as someone pointed out, an email address can't contain a colon.
Tags: parts, perversions