Boobs.

The top search bringing people to jwz.org is "Angela Jolie boobs", because of a post I made in 2003 about something stupid she said about a movie you've already forgotten.

I hate the Internet.

I think I will replace that post with shock-porn.

Previously, previously.

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The Markovbots Hunger

At first I wasn't sure this was spam; it could conceivably have merely been one of my special nutjobs:

From: Jenee Ewalt <jeneeewalt@yahoo.com>
Subject: If I could attach a candy to this letter I would do so. I hope the words will work the same way
Date: November 9, 2012 11:25:28 PM PST
To: "jwz@ix.netcom.com" <jwz@ix.netcom.com>

Aristotle, Athenaeus, Pliny, and Oppian fitted its habits and lavished on its which all the averse model of Greece and Italy.

ṇâêʈ__ûɛǹ?ệἥѐ

But he could not plinth at that manifestation. His superstitious melancholy of secularism had arisen without offending.

But then I got these two:

From: Luther Putnam <putnamluther@yahoo.com>
Subject: Have you been waiting for something that is gonna change ur life completely? So, Here it is..)
Date: November 10, 2012 8:14:38 AM PST
To: "jwz@dnalounge.com" <jwz@dnalounge.com>

Am I so northbound? Shall I assure to monopoly or not? And Ive been in such a pig with stomach all this bower that I am alert than I was five years partially.

kḅἥẗü?ῇǵďčὄ

Why are cyclone round? Why is the shame taciturn? Why is the villain fussy?

From: Kenda Erazo <kendaerazo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Hello!! I am Kendaerazo...
Date: November 10, 2012 8:23:54 AM PST
To: "mail@maghsoudi.com" <mail@maghsoudi.com>

He knew that by this boat was understood a aqueous sieve for seafaring or disturbing, sharpish then from its antenna.

ṟhűē+ƙṙр??uḣӗ

Nevertheless so, Ned, protector enrich vessels that narwhale tusks enlarge float stentorian through.

No attachments. No URLs. Just poetry and Unicrud.

Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.

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Kitty Pryde

Not since Brokencyde has a show... touched me in this special place.

I feel I've been given a "Rusty Tumblr", if you know what I mean and I think you do.

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