R'lyeh as time-dilated hyperbolic spacetime bubble

Possible Bubbles of Spacetime Curvature in the South Pacific (PDF).

We contend that all of the credible phenomena which Johansen described may be explained as being the observable consequences of a localized bubble of spacetime curvature. Many of his most incomprehensible statements (involving the geometry of the architecture, and variability of the location of the horizon) can therefore be said to have a unified underlying cause.

We calculate the type of matter which would be required to generate such exotic spacetime curvature. Unfortunately, we determine that the required matter is quite unphysical, and possess a nature which is entirely alien to all of the experiences of human science. Indeed, any civilization with mastery over such matter would be able to construct warp drives, cloaking devices, and other exotic geometries required to conveniently travel through the cosmos.

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4 Responses:

    • jwz says:

      It's this based on this which used to have an annotated version but seems to have auto-referer-bombed itself. (I trust this is the Will of our Lord Jesus Christ, Dead But Dreaming in His House at R'lyeh.) There's a video. If anyone has a mirror of the annotation, please link it, because it was hilarious.