best review of XScreenSaver in the iTunes store:

What is this ★★★★★
by Fwhgkdkds - Version 5.18 - Aug 2, 2012

"I though it would save my screen but instead it crashed I got a blue screen that said that said and now my iPad shows me things that are not real not real but true and I must join them I must bring the change the change upon the world oh god it's happening"

So, my work here is done.

Previously.

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