Gary Coleman and either Dennis Quaid or Christian Bale

Dear Lazyweb, please research this for me.

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DNA Lounge update

DNA Lounge update, wherein there are a bunch of photos.
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The Death Panels just gave me $85.

I just got a check for $85 in the mail from my insurance company along with a letter saying, "The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act says we're only allowed to spend 20% of our income on crap that isn't actually health care, and we spent more than that last year, so here's your refund."

If a lot of people are getting these checks, I can hardly imagine a more effective re-election campaign!

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Today in teledildonics news

Soft autonomous earthworm robot

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