pavel_lishin says: "If you've fapped to a cat eating a banana, are you ready for the bonus level? A clam licking salt off a table."
Does that count as a clam snuff flick?
Yes. The question is, does that make it easier or harder to fap too?
I like the stove in the background. Excellent foreshadowing.
the time has come the walrus said
Wait, how did this get tagged ‘teeth’??
What you've never heard of bivalvia dentata?
Sorry to get pedantic, but that's it's foot, yo. Fappy the Unhappy Clam's all "ZOMGWATDAFECKBBQ", sticking its foot out and trying to push down into some sand so it won't dehydrate and die.
It reminds me of the fossil fuel industry's last gasp for political air.
That is poignant and true.
(Also, D'OH. I meant "its", not "it's".)
(Shit, wait, no, I got it right the first time. GAH. )
Needed to be faster and gifed.
Sometimes I fap to as many as six impossible things before breakfast.