2 Responses:

1. Jessica Beth says:

   1 year ago at 11:52 am

   Disgusted bartender texted me at 1am: "God, some guy just passed out and shit himself at my bar."

   I should have told him to stop dosing everyone with laxative-infused vodka....bleh.
   • hattifattener says:

     1 year ago at 10:54 pm

     Yeah, Laxatinis are soooo 2010.