Smile.jpg

The Curious Case of Smile.jpg

You see, for fifteen years I have been haunted by smile.jpg. Smile.dog comes to me in my sleep every night. I know that sounds silly, but it is true. There is an ineffable quality about my dreams, my nightmares, that makes them completely unlike any real dreams I have ever had. I do not move and do not speak. I simply look ahead, and the only thing ahead of me is the scene from that horrible picture. I see the beckoning hand, and I see Smile.dog. It talks to me.

Scroll down, I dare ya.

Also. Previously.

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Codex Seraphinianus now online.

Everything That Ever Was, Available Forever.

During my childhood, this book was treasured unobtainium. And now it's a click away. This post-informational-scarcity world is weird.

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DNA Lounge update

DNA Lounge update, wherein there are Pop Roxx pixx.
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We the People: Your Voice in Our Government

We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition.

Since these petitions are ignored apart from an occasional patronizing and inane political statement amounting to nothing more than a condescending pat on the head, we the signers would enjoy having the illusion of success. Since no other outcome to this process seems possible, we demand that the White House immediately assign a junior staffer to compose a tame and vapid response to this petition, and never attempt to take any meaningful action on this or any other issue. We would also like a cookie.

Only 3,305 signatures so far.

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