And you will know my name is THE LORD when I EXTERMINATE ALL RATIONAL THOUGHT.

@markov_bible is relevant to my interests:

The wings of the Canaanites, saw the chief priests, and of Asaph were in the battle, so shall they cast lots, ward against ward.

David, that Abner made himself of them, seeing he hath commanded to bring Christ down from the end of praying all this was done.

Syrians came with the lamb, let him be unto thee, Until seven times: And it fell on stony ground; who, when they had understood the thing.

Nevertheless such shall be Shelumiel the son of Allon, the son of man, behold, they be in those days! But if we hear that there is hope.

In those days shall ye be not destroyed out of the sea! for the multitude of cattle: and when thou thyself in times past to be comforted.

God, hear the word of the Samaritans of that which shall be overthrown: but these are his work.

I will also persecute you; if they come unto thee, and bring her forth of Babylon.

Let them set a graven image that is done under the fig tree shall eat the fat valley, shall be the breadth twenty cubits.

Jesus called his name Noah, saying, Go forth unto the gates, to sanctify them to Jerusalem.

And them that seek their life: Let thistles grow instead of a beryl: and they were in the country which Joshua left when he saw her.

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8 Responses:

  1. Jessica Lennon says:

    Oh man. I'm just drunk enough that I keep rereading this, trying to fit it into some kind of context. You are evil.

  2. Devon Dossett says:

    makes about as much sense as the original.

  3. Ronald Pottol says:

    Perhaps this is the bible that was used in Pulp Fiction!

  4. nate says:

    This is... wonderful. A couple years back I was mad at my job and the world and took an afternoon 'off' and did

    http://killbillhaiku.appspot.com/

    Now I have another item on my TODO.when_the_world_sucks list. Maybe I'll even improve my syllable-counting algorithm, which is kind of hit-n-miss.

  5. Jens says:

    Sounds like the Confused Prophet from "Life of Brian".

  6. gottlob says:

    Young people! You crack me up!! Mark V Shaney was doing this years ago:
    http://www.chunder.com/text/thusspakemvs.html

    The kids today.