This opens some serious theological questions for me.
I have a theory that the Smurfs become much more interesting if you assume that every use of the word "smurf" really means "fuck". I would test this, but it would require that I watch episodes, and I don't think I can risk the long-term brain damage. Others are welcome to do so and report back, of course... though probably not here.
Now Eric TF Bat's comment has me thinking of a Smurf version of Glengarry Glen Ross.
This is amusing if only for how seriously they take it:
The Rules of Smurfdom
It took several years to get the movie approved by the copyright owners/lawyers. My Smurf! As Morse would have said, "What Hath Smurf Wrought?"
I'm glad it took two pages to get a paragraph's worth of content across.