"And that's why you should learn to pick your battles."
Okay, that's it. The two ends of my feed stream have wrapped around and intertwined. Clearly, the universe is about to end.
...and I keep asking Dave, "where's MY five-foot chicken?" (knock, knock motherfucker)
I started laughing at "$200 of chicken for free" and didn't stop until tears were streaming down my face. TEARS OF AWESOME.
This whole blog is pretty great. I know what I'm doing tonight.
That's hilarious, but it's also pretty assholish.
You've clearly not been reading The Bloggess regularly/ever.
I'll cop to that, but I also don't have an passive-aggressive/adversarial relationship with my wife like "The Bloggess" apparently does.
I'll admit that there are some adversarial aspects to their relationship--as she shares it, anyhow--but she's primarily a humor blogger, and pretty hilarious at that. I'm pretty sure it's good-natured adversarialism. :)
This is the best blog post I have ever read. If my wife came home with that chicken I'd have to divorce her immediately because there was no way I could top that gift.