The so-called "Kiss Transmission Device".
And now, on This Week In Tele-dildonics...
Subtitle should say "the other devithe turnth in the thame way".
Just spit on your hand and see what's gurgling around in there.
Yes, that was in fact the reference I was going for, but I didn't bother to find the citation. Thank you.
It's down, is there a mirror?
So is the rotational position of the tongue of first order importance when kissing a Japanese person?
I was to assume this guy is just a geek with no idea what kissing is, but after years of "Dear Japan, ...", I can't be sure.
Great guy, met him at a party once:
I predict in a year they'll find him dead in a tiny apartment, having starved to death after hooking the other end of his device up to one of these: