"A common mistake is to amputate here."

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8 Responses:

  1. Sam Kington says:

    DISARTICULATION IS SPECIALLY DESIRABLE IN CHILDREN

  2. piku says:

    New line of amputee related spam

    "SAVE ALL POSSIBLE LENGTH WITH THIS WEIRD OLD TIP"
    "Mum discovers trick to saving up to 18cm using these household ingredients"

  3. Chris Davies says:

    "Nobody likes hearing their bones being sawn through, so if a patient is conscious premeditate him heavily."

    Good advice.

  4. piku says:

    "You will need to amputate a patient’s leg about five times more often than his arm."

    I wonder if there's a quota they have to meet. "Sorry Mr Jones, can't take your leg off today, I've reached my quota. We are running a two-for-one special on arms today though."

  5. Mike says:

    That's an impressive page of information.

    I guess if I'm ever forced to do an amateur amputation I'll remember not to amputate there, and to save every centimetre of the arm.

  6. kencf0618 says:

    This is reminiscent of Lisa Bufano.

  7. billy says:

    "Save every centimetre" - this advice courtesy of a passing giant pointy sperm.